Guess who actually slept on the plane this time 🙌

Me and whomf?

IYKYK

Just had some life changing ramen and now I’m back at the Eagle. What a Saturday night.

I will not accept this Kaley Cuoco slander

Hello from the Eagle Osaka! Happy Friday to the North American bloomfs.

Going to get absolutely shredded with the Japanese ozempic water. Need to get rid of the weight I’m gaining from the onigiri, famichicki and tonkatsu.

Yo! @ptklein.com Japan is living in the future with pre-sauced glizzies

And free bonus from tonight since I FINALLY got to my hotel and was able to rinse off the 20 hours of flying today.

I’m a sucker for a bsky prompt… I was feeling particularly snatched when I took this a few weeks ago.

Oh no I forgot that wine at 32k feet makes me slightly sleepy and slutty…

Is this gay culture?

Just boarded one of three flights (will be on planes for 20 of the next 24 hours). I’m already missing my boys at home :(

@no381.bsky.social and I did the same thing with 2eros and made it a couple matching set. Absolutely love both the swim briefs and the shorts and the quality.

It was 90 degrees in the garage today for my workout and then it rained but I think luck is on my side because the rain seems to be clearing during my last set so I can go to the poooooooool.

I haven’t encounter a vibe I didn’t enjoy consuming.

Okay, yes it’s Starbucks but can we celebrate getting to choose between fun drink colors for once instead of just… coffee brown? Also the iced blue coconut matcha is wonderful if you like mango, matcha and creamy coconut.

“I want a cookie” - @no381.bsky.social who proceeds to open up his carry on and pull out a whole clamshell of eat n park smiley cookies in the middle of terminal C.

BWI says happy pride

Moments before disaster, the Hotel lighting (tm) had me feeling great. Three minutes later I was on my knees at the porcelain throne offering up the contents of my entire digestion system.

And @no381.bsky.social decided to match my coordination energy with his running fit. Sundance is just here for the attention and scritches.

Who forgot to warn me that short shorts and long socks would become my entire gym personality in the year of our lord 2026? Also happy Pride and hump day and all that jazz.

I thought yesterday was vascular but today said bet bitch!

You’re so vein, you probably this this skeet is about you

I am going to go broke buying every single size and bottle of this from my local H-Mart.

Side view because gay, what the hell

Shoulders really decided to show up today for the start of the third week of pride month. #gymsky

I demand royalties for this artistic interpetation of me and @no381.bsky.social Also where can I get a version of this framed for this wall in my garage gym? 👉🏻👈🏻