stone cold steve autism

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The sum of every person I've ever met, and a few I haven't. Cymro. Amateur Epistemologist. Oldskool Junglist. Ex-journo, digital/social media wonk. Subs > Dubs. #AuDHD #ChaoticGood 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇺🇦🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸

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stone cold steve autism@jamtone· Jul 5

I Get No Ideas Inside the Machine - Tara Tarakiyee 05 Jul 2026 tarakiyee.com/i-get-no-ide...

When capitalism is forced to reform, it doesn't change the underlying relation. It just relocates the injury. The green transition traded fossil fuels for lithium, so when the minerals changed, the harm was transposed. Now the Atacama desert is being drained for the rest of the world to have clean energy. Reform that shifts the harm around while leaving the relation intact is capitalism's gentle answer to placate its softest critics, and it is very persuasive.

stone cold steve autism@jamtone· Jul 5

@clashreport on twiXter

Trump: You can be loyal to Karl Marx or you can be loyal to America.
You can be a communist or you can be a patriot. You cannot be both.

Based Karl Marx with "deal with it" meme sunglasses

stone cold steve autism@jamtone· Jul 4

The Simpsons S4, E21
"Marge in Chains"
1993

The character Lionel Hutz (a lawyer) imagines a world without lawyers: inside his thought bubble, all the people of the world are holding hands, dancing and singing in green pastures, underneath a smiling sun and a rainbow. He is freaked out and shudders...

Except Lionel Hutz is the USA flag emoji so he's imagining a world without the USA

stone cold steve autism@jamtone· Jul 3

Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty: "Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer."

stone cold steve autism@jamtone· Jun 24

I really enjoyed it, thanks

Zoidberg "you should feel bad" meme but it's complimentary

stone cold steve autism@jamtone· Apr 17

Soooo fkn good 🤩 Pink Floyd at Pompeii - MCMLXXII (2025 Mix) by Pink Floyd on Qobuz open.qobuz.com/album/gyoh6k...

Pink Floyd at Pompeii - MCMLXXII (2025 Mix) on Qobuz

stone cold steve autism@jamtone· Apr 17

If sausage rolls are the extent of your culture, it deserves to be dismantled

X screenshot

British Intel @TheBritishIntel • 8h

Greggs has rolled out a Chicken Sausage Roll specifically to suit one particular community.*

Traditional pork sausage rolls are clearly too much for some these days.

This isn't about giving people more choice - it's about quietly erasing a classic British food to keep one group happy.

Our culture is being dismantled one product at a time.

("Our culture is being dismantled" has been underlined in red by some twonk. Not me.)

stone cold steve autism@jamtone· Apr 2

Cut my knuckle to absolute shit on a can of tuna. The doctor said these heal cuts 100mph faster

Hot Wheels plasters in a blue box with super cool racing cars on the front going really fast. Gotta go fast

stone cold steve autism@jamtone· Mar 27

"Whacking Day"

The Simpsons Season 4 / Episode 20

HE'S RIGHT.

GIVE US HELL, QUIMBY!

stone cold steve autism@jamtone· Mar 27

Hahahahaha

<a href="https://fortune.com/2025/08/14/apple-leaks-new-products-software-code-vision-pro-studio-display-homepod-tv-ipad/?utm_source=chatgpt.com">Apple has twice leaked information through its own website—once in 2018, when upcoming iPhone names appeared in a publicly accessible sitemap file hours before launch, and again in late 2025, when a developer discovered that Apple had shipped its redesigned App Store with debugging files left active, making the site’s entire internal code readable to anyone with a browser.

stone cold steve autism@jamtone· Mar 20

Cheers yeah? Productivity now absolutely zero all day

Thomas the Tank Engine but it says

TESCOS
does anyone want any meat or cheese

stone cold steve autism@jamtone· Mar 19

>> ChatGPT’s ‘Adult Mode’ Could Spark a New Era of Intimate Surveillance www.wired.com/story/chatgp...

Yeah sorry I'm not writing this really long alt text again after Bluesky deleted it all the first time.

Apologies to Skeleton Claw. Made his post about Chrome/Incognito about ChatGPT. Soz.

stone cold steve autism@jamtone· Mar 18

I knew this would come in handy

A rude doorknob with a vulva keyhole, a penis handle and tits apparently just because

stone cold steve autism@jamtone· Mar 18

A black and white photo of Terry Thomas in an open-topped car (probably a Roller) in a suit and tie with a bowler hat and a cigarette holder clamped firmly between his teeth. He has a grin that would probably be best described as "rogueish". You could fit a pound coin between the gap in his two front gnashers. This is the most English photo you could ever imagine. It smells of breakfast tea and red roses and thinly veiled animosity towards the working class

stone cold steve autism@jamtone· Mar 14

Robert Cop

"I'll be back"

"Futuristic robert"

"Exciting movie toy"

"The furniture of law enforcement"

[Very obviously a picture of RoboCop in a round yellow spotlight with "Robert Cop" written below it in the RoboCop metallic font.]

stone cold steve autism@jamtone· Mar 13

Screengrab from Twitter the X platform, from the UK Conservative party's account

"Winston Churchill is a hero. He's earned his place on our Five Pound Note. He must not be replaced with an otter."

stone cold steve autism@jamtone· Mar 11

Young Shelltoe

A teeny tiny pair of Adidas shell toe trainers

stone cold steve autism@jamtone· Mar 4

Same vibe

Pc video game from the early 2010s called "Stealth Bastard: Tactical Espionage Arsehole". Shows a weird little guy in all-black clothes and night-vision goggles, who looks like a Minion from Despicable Me.

stone cold steve autism@jamtone· Mar 1

Who"s the creepy Bond-villain?

Close up of a man in the background of the advertising image in the op. He has on a huge coat, a monocle, and the kind of gloves you wear when you're about to do a murder.

stone cold steve autism@jamtone· Feb 28

Darkstalkers 3 ending screen with Felicia, who is a cute/moe cat-girl, smilling with her eyes closed. Instead of the "hope you can find something to devote your life to" message, there is a quote from Atwood's The Handmaid's Tale: "We thought we had such problems. How were we to know we were happy?"

stone cold steve autism@jamtone· Feb 28

Every time the media reports potential rent increases easing, estate agents and landlords do a double take and go, "Absolutely the fuck not." It's like the Bat Signal for bastards. 🐷🔦

BBC screenshot with a picture of two young housemates sitting on a sofa with cups of tea, in a shared flat (presumably).

Headline: Rent tops £1,000 a month in more areas - find out where

Strap: The cost of renting privately has surged in the last five years, but tenant may now see a slowdown.

stone cold steve autism@jamtone· Feb 28

Death Generator version of
Aero Fighters mission screen.

"Your Mission: Destroy Capitalism, Smash the Patriarchy."

The world is a crude map in the background, and the two player portraits are Hien and Kohful.

stone cold steve autism@jamtone· Feb 27

Some really fucking stupid subglasses and some really fucking stupid clothes and a really fucking stupid haircut wearing Max Landis

stone cold steve autism@jamtone· Feb 27

"I don't think water is wet. I think fire and ice combined in perfect harmony to tell each other how to defy physics."

"I don't think the progressives beat us," [Goodwin] added. "I think the progressives were told how to vote and I think what you saw was a coalition of Islamists and woke progressives that came together to dominate the constituentcy."

stone cold steve autism@jamtone· Feb 25

stone cold steve autism@jamtone· Feb 24

Yeahhh, I've marked some very beefy first-year university assignments. And some chickeny ones. Sometimes at the same time.

stone cold steve autism@jamtone· Feb 24

The future is so stupid. I just want earphones. That sound good. With a cord that carries electrical signals for maximum fidelity. After 15min of updating firmware, and downloading extra firmware, I now discover I'm supposed to "avoid touching" these earbuds while wearing them. They're fucking TINY

Earbud instructions that helpfully tell you you're supposed to "When wearing, avoid touching them to prevent accidental activation"

What the same image would look like if the earbud and my finger were anywhere near to scale

stone cold steve autism@jamtone· Feb 10

We have. It's this one

The "Crying Horse" soft toy that has gone viral in China prior to Lunar New Year, for accidentally having his mouth sewn on upside down but has become a cultural icon because he represents how unhappy people are

stone cold steve autism@jamtone· Feb 5

LOL (good natured)

Screenshot of Not Michael Sheen on Bluesky

stone cold steve autism@jamtone· Jan 2