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@jangle
He/Him | 33 | Rat Thingy Dot Com | i give thanks for the handjob heaven that waits for me in the great beyond 18+ ONLY! Minors will be blocked Commission Information:
(cw: hyper) I had to draw a rough idea for a weirdly specific kink scenario yes hugely fat and hyper characters being able to levitate is a weirdly specific kink of mine
(cw: hyper) Pridemission for Chromeshine350! It's not a proper rainbow unless you provide ample space for each and every color!
(cw: vore) Loomission for @wubblies.bsky.social! Always respect people who are shorter than you, or they're gonna end up turning your height into width!
(cw: hyper, sex) Streetmission for @slamtiltpone.bsky.social and @chubbygreypony.bsky.social! Slam Tilt and Greyline couldn't wait until they had some privacy in their Manehatten hotel room, so the two just started fuckin' in the street! Didn't make much of a difference, though, in the end!
Of course, the excitement from getting to sadistically compress her woefully normal-sized boyfriend causes her to let loose extremely huge quantities of methane! Luckily this methane can be easily harvested and repurposed, preventing a wide-scale ecological disaster! Everybody wins, even Michael!
Oh, and there's Michael! Swaddled between Marley's immense asscheeks, his head cushioned snugly between two huge, productive, LOUD girl-balls. Marley takes immense pleasure in gyrating her powerful hips and grinding him to dust with her flabby girth!
(cw: hyper, gas) Hugemission for @lunathedergbold.bsky.social! Luna flaunts her massive body after her voracious glutting, now sporting considerable amounts of added fluff AND some impressive tackle!
Posemission for Violet! Violet shows off a couple outfits, as well as her ample curvature!
Trekmission for @bioshocker107.bsky.social! With the many unique races that populate the galaxy, who's to guess how one people's mild herbal beverage would interact with the physiology of a species separated from their biosphere by literal lightyears? Scientific inquiry time!
the indulgent doodle has evolved Champion of the competitive oral sex circuit, self-proclaimed 'Blowjob King' of planet Earth, and shrewd feedee-for-hire. Known as Strawberry Cream by his legions of fans, or just Strawb to his close friends and specialized cheek and lip masseuses.
(cw: gas) (2/2) Despite their peaceful motives, however, the resulting banquet symbolizing their unity of purpose was tremendously boisterous!
Heavymission for CadenGallic! The latest boss "Vilescar the Void Lord" has been a tough nut to crack for a lot of players, but there are claims that some have found ways to cheese this boss by stacking 'Enlarge' buffs! We advise against this if you value your sense of pride and accomplishment!
(cw: hyper, gas) A continuation for @editfox.bsky.social! Cheryl finds out that you shouldn't place yourself in the firing range of a cavernous navel. Especially when it's... contagious.
Fusemission for @growcrazydrake.bsky.social! Tips for phrasing your genie wish: -do not ask to be 'bombastic' -do not ask to be 'the bomb' -do not ask to 'explode in popularity' Magically-induced spontaneous combustion is no laughing matter!
Buttonmission for @pillowpetsheep.bsky.social! Despite employing Hell's finest tailors, Stolas' straining outfit has begun to give way to a steadily ballooning avalanche of avian girth! Vassago is quick to deploy some pointed mockery!
Ringmission for @kylehyena.bsky.social! The Showman appears, his bombastic presence heralding an otherworldly traveling circus housing the most incredible feats and talents in the universe! The most impressive acts among them are performed by whoever tailors his pants!
Bossmission for @kylehyena.bsky.social! Important guidelines for applicants to Gnash Incorporated: -do not comment on Mr. De Ville's weight unless prompted -do not comment on Mr. De Ville's massive stacks of money unless prompted -do not get dust on Mr. De Ville or the massive stacks of money
Fox and Wolf from that Don't Eat the Neighbours show that I've seen getting passed around
Outmission for @pearybigness.bsky.social! Having such a preposterously sized and shaped body means you get accustomed to throwing your weight around! In fact, you might even start to enjoy it. Eventually you start wearing spiked armbands and bullying people for their lunch!
I did it, the best staff and off-hand in the game now I just need a less gay outfit
Seatmission for @bigguswoofus.bsky.social! Frogni engages in some stress-eating to cope with her arrival to the new digital prison she calls home. Of course, digital food offers the experience of ingesting food without being actually fatteni- Why does she keep getting larger?
(hyper) Walkmission for @slamtiltpone.bsky.social! Health experts agree, the more you walk, the easier it gets to do so! What health experts don't know is that it's very difficult to squeeze a 15-foot-high rump into most living spaces, regardless of how light it is!