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They don't want to laugh at your jokes, Janine, they want to discourse and doomscroll. Forget them! You should invite my sisters to your tummy too!! Come on, bitch, let's party!!!!

Me: frozen matcha painkiller w tequila, fried pickles, smash burger Him: taco plate (chicken taco and lamb barbacoa taco), melon cooler w vodka Who is getting better head?

Virgil will point at this every time and go "Like the Simpson!"

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Hoping YOU have a nice day 💜✨️🖤

I only made 1 post. The entire time, I've just been collecting items just by logging in for a couple of weeks. Ladies and other people of the jury, would you just look at how fucking adorable this is?

And then everything changed when first puberty hit

Personally, I'm a Frankenstein Sun, Werewolf Moon and a

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Okay I'm sane again! 🌼😊💜

show me a picture that captures your essence

🥺👉👈 ko-fi.com/janine

Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons image

Hell yeah

Mermaid tiddie implant

Hell yeah

Screaming, gnashing of teeth

I put my robe and wizard hat on

I love coming in early because I get to see the bunnies that live in the park next to my store. 😊💜🐰

Thinking about where's the Philly street fight tweet again

Tbh I forgot that my brother was even having a kid

New baby shoes never worn

Animals I've seen lately

If this don't turn my tongue blue then I want a refund

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your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

i'm all about this green bitch right here

listen i'm not calling it kink gear but also i'm not stopping you from calling it kink gear

Kawaii af