Maybe not as far as Marsellus Wallace, but still pretty fucking far.

James and the Giant Sausage.

I need @coachgowron.com and @annoyedobrien.bsky.social to verify. And no cheating by asking @alteredmedicine.bsky.social to use his genetically engineered super brain.

Post something random or you'll have an awful November.

I found this cinematic masterpiece in the $5 bin at Walmart (which is a phrase I never expected to say again) and just had to have it. Can't remember the last time I saw this movie. Anybody feel like following along as I do a live tweet (is that what we call them here?) tomorrow night?

Anybody else hear about the Secretary of Defense calling for a meeting of all generals and admirals and instantly think of that scene from Star Trek: Into Darkness where Starfleet has all the captains and first officers get together in one room? No reason, just curious.

My Fantastic Four

If it looks like a duck and talks like a duck and goose steps like a duck, it's mostly likely a fucking Nazi duck.

Cancelled TV show you will never stop thinking about:

Not a photo, but the next one I found is actually a screenshot of some MAGA BS and I'm pretty sure the felon would talk about himself for the entire therapy session so I'd rather go with DJ @spockresists.bsky.social

@markoraassina.bsky.social would beg to differ.

I almost forgot to share our #StarTrek Christmas tree. I hope y'all can forgive me. Especially @startrektour.bsky.social since they were really interested in seeing it. Merry Christmas and LLAP!

I feel like you need this more than I do.

I mean, who am I to argue with a (seemingly) benevolent AI? blueskyroast.com