Adrift at sea in a sinking dingy wearing 100lbs of armor is so good.

I was going to make a dig that it needs tacky gold wall lettering then remembered that it ALREADY DOES.

Temple of Doom has been wrongly dismissed.

The full Will Forte "Tandy" beard is an unexpectedly delightful addition to the bowl of nuts.

Saw this yesterday and it felt way, way too late to be there.

You’re the best around, no one can ever keep you down.

April Fools emails from marketers get nuked. No exceptions.

Inner monologue just recited pew pew pew with the same contempt Hans did reading the hohoho sweatshirt. Ugh.

Was listening to the call-in show today and heard mention of the Stop Making Sense panel. You were a joy and surprise to host it, @andyrichter.co. It made the night even more awesome.

Does it mean we should see revisions down in time? Yes. Will we ever? No.

The one other thing? A single TicTac.

I was able to get the self check attendant to price adjust to 16.99 by showing them an earlier purchase from app history. Worked.

Top gif'ing.

Make the Black Friday emails stop. Make it stop.

Enhance… I’m not a connoisseur but a cloudy old fashioned seems not 5-star.

I’m rolling way back to stuff of my era. So, just Zap. That Crazylegs art kills me. I’d buy some retro figures for larger vintage card art, but not that mess.

I didn't catch them speaking to this. A mixed-ip line?

Behiiiiiiiind you! What an awesome show.