Hot pic of me in my interview outfit realizing moments prior to the interview that Verizon was down and I had no way to connect to the interview
Been horny chatting all morning and it’s got me a little leaky
Everyone here is a work of art but this is the art
Had a nice time at the beach yesterday [beach not pictured]
These pits aren’t gonna huff themselves
Hanging out with a neighbor (he wants me to give him dried minnows)
Me watching I love boosters (complimentary)
Resume bullets vs job description bullets
Me when I learn the cubs are out of town all week and it’s safe to go to Alamo
How im trynna be this summer
Leftist feminist podcast just said we live in a nanny state it’s just that our nanny’s are corporations
Only 67 out and I still went into the pool
Making PowerPoint slides today feels like
Still adjusting to how chaotic my hair is in the morning
The gay guy equivalent of going to magnolia bakery
Another day without peach
Mind your business Charles
Just realized Haas is in 4th in the constructors
These balls aren’t gonna empty themselves