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Jaster@jaster· 10d

'Hilf uns nen Baum pflanzen' hat sie gesagt. ....dass wir dafür durch Stahlbeton müssen, hat sie nicht gesagt. (ok, wusste sie auch nicht...aber!) @nekokaetzchen.bsky.social 😁❤️

Jaster@jaster· 14d

My absolute favorite is 'Le Vignoble', a french soft cheese of cow milk, matured for at least 2 weeks. It's very creamy and got a mild yet tangy taste. It's served best with baguette or sour dough rye bread, topped with fruits like grapes or melon or even served with a fruity mustard sauce.

Photography shows a french soft cheese covered in white noble mould. One piece is already cut out, revealing the creamy, slightly yellow inside. Next to it lays a paper label reading 'Le Vignoble de Fromage - Weinbergkäse'

Jaster@jaster· 17d

I cringe every tiem

Ausschnitt eines OP-Sieb Containers, Abteilung Gefäßchirurgie. Aufschrift: 'Chant Sieb' (monumental falsche Schreibweise für Shunt Sieb)

Jaster@jaster· 18d

Got some new decals for my car! 😁 Maybe I'll put'em on on sunday when I got enough time. Ordered at cosmicwheelz/Griffinity! Car key for reference lol

a set of 3 large car decals with protective foils on a wooden surface. The largest one shows a canine skull from the front with oversized teeth. The two smaller ones show the head of the Fox Demon from Chainsaw Man. All decals are silver colored. Next to the set is a seemingly tiny car key.

Jaster@jaster· Jul 8

The Sicko meme with a guy standing outside a window, looking in. He wears a black shirt saying 'SICKOS' and has a speech bubble reading 'Yes...Ha Ha Ha...YES!'

Jaster@jaster· Jul 8

Unser Küchenregal sieht auch schon aus wie das von so nem Influencer 😂 (Spart jetzt 10% auf eure nächste Bestellung mit dem Code 'Trottel'!)

Ein geöffneter Küchenschrank. Im oberen Regal stehen verschiedene Öle und Essige, unten stehen zwischen Caotina Kakao und Salz / Zucker Dosen mehrere Dosen Holy Energy, Eistee und Hydration und Milchshake Dosen.

Jaster@jaster· Jul 8

👍

crop of one of the flyers in the post above. One of the little white doggos is cropped together with the flaming text 'hot' that probably belonged to the buff Balto below. With the crop, both are now out of context and look like they belong together which is kinda funny imho

Jaster@jaster· Jul 5

Thank you for enduring us, #Herning 👌

Two people making funny faces in front of a letter sculpure reading 'Herning' in large font

Jaster@jaster· Jul 5

Let's goooooo 💪 Ich hab insgesamt rund 20kg verloren und halte seitdem nein Gewicht. Ich hatte eine Unterbrechung im Tracking weil mein Smartphone kaputtgegangen ist, insgesamt bin ich bei fast 700 Tagen x)

Bild aus der Kalorienzähl-App Yazio mit Gratulation zu 365 Tagen am Stück Kalorien Tracking

Jaster@jaster· Jul 3

I've never been so far north! :o Denmark is really nice! Can't wait for @norsehorsecon.bsky.social tomorrow! 😁🤙 But first: Sauna time!! 👀

Jaster@jaster· Jul 1

I think this one is an even better comparison. Found a colorized version, even.

Post-colorized photography of Hitler speaking in front of an audience. Behind him on the Reichstag's Main Hall's wall is a large golden Nazi Eagle. There's an uncanny resamblence between it and the golden Eagle Trump put on the White House entrance.

Jaster@jaster· Jul 1

There also was a slightly different Eagle in the Reichstag Main Hall. Yoz'll never guess what color it was. Notice the wings, foremost.

Reichstag during Nazi Germany. Black/white photo shows Hitler speaking in front of an audience with a huge shining Reichsadler ('Nazi Eagle') on the wall behind him.

Jaster@jaster· Jun 27

Also so gehts eigentlich.

Foto, ich liege in einem Pool, an die Reling gelehnt und trage einen Piraten-Dreispitz und eine Pilotensonnenbrille

Jaster@jaster· Jun 22

So. Wehe der Scheiß taugt nichts!

Produktseite Dyson Cool(TM) Turbinenventilator, Kaufpreis 289€

Jaster@jaster· Jun 21

Crying because of Cute meme with the caption 'Yes...you are...!'

Jaster@jaster· Jun 18

Uhhh! I mean....👀

My fursona, Jaster, but in a demonic way and as Tarot Card 'The Star'

Jaster@jaster· Jun 9

This weekend I'll be your nurse and medic at @everfree-encore.eu again, thanks for having me, guys! And yes, of course I'll bring....awards. (design by @mimicharmony.bsky.social!)

Bunch of sticker decals ready to be handed out. They Show my Pony OC, a My Little Pony Style Character with blue and yellow mane, cream colored coat and sporting a nurse hat. They look pretty displeased. Each sticker carriesbthe caption 'Trottel' which is german for 'dumbass'

Jaster@jaster· Jun 7

Colorfull font with a background that looks like red curtains. It's all in 'The Amazing Digital Circus (tadc) style
The font reads 'Every Moment I Live Is Agony'

Jaster@jaster· May 31

omg that's rad!! Thanks for the chance! <3

Jaster@jaster· May 30

Geil, gratis Konzert mit Logenplatz! 😁

Eine Band spielt ein paar Gärten entfernt im Grünen

Jaster@jaster· May 25

Field day! I'm out in the sun today C:

photography of öush fields with some trees further back. Shallow mountains line the horizon

Jaster@jaster· May 21

more like b... ... sorry I had this brain fart and could not not share it

A bottle of Ballantine's Finesr Blendes Scotch Whisky

Jaster@jaster· May 20

Jaster@jaster· May 17

Repost this book to scare an american

Photography of the opening of an old book (Memoires of one 'Friederich der Andere') printed 1733, almost half a century before the USA were founded.

Jaster@jaster· May 16

My Flag.

Jaster@jaster· May 16

Especially these comments by #cupofuwu regarding #AI are...gutting imho.

several posts of user cupofuwu regarding their use of AI. The posts are feom 2025 and heavily defend the use of AI, even stating they love using AI because it's more simple and they don't always draw stuff because they can just generate it instead.

Jaster@jaster· May 15

upped our flag game with an actual flagpole 👌

A balcony with a wooden bench and several plants along the railing sporting a diagonal flagpolewith a progressive pride flag

Jaster@jaster· May 15

The Meme where Dipper Pines from Gravity Falls holds a piece of Paper with something written on it and says 'Whoa...! This is worthless!'
This time the paper reads 'Leviathan AI Movie'

Jaster@jaster· May 9

Sorry I can't come, I got a friend over!

A bumblebee sapping nectar from a large, blooming Rosemary bush on our balcony

Jaster@jaster· May 9

geölt sind. Andernfalls können Pommes im Airfryer ganz schön trocken werden. Ich hab keine Erfahrung mit Heißluftfritteusen mit Schublade, keine Ahnung wies da so ist. Ich habe den XXL Airfryer von GourmetMaxx, der liegt mit 100-120€ im mittleren Preissegment und ich find den spitze.