The box. Some fuckers opened it, I was hoping for a quiet night in watching #TOTP on #BBC4

Just seen this while I’m having an infusion today. What is 99.999% of Many?

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Looking OK I think for 60. Still being looked after whilst waiting for my hip replacement. Kidneys hanging in there. Haircut when I can walk to my favourite barber, although I'm quite liking the long hair. Need a job....

My Carrera 2 from the 90's

If ever a cat could say ‘just swipe left sunshine’ with a look this is it. #tinder #cats #dontgothere

Soccer somehow has evolved to 4 quarters. It can get back in the sea. Bulgarian team here have the best idea 😂😂😂

I've been playing with device motion as a control on the iPhone and what better way to test than with an implementation of the classic Uridium. I've got everything in but just need to finish the game play. This has led to a brilliant idea though... #SwiftUI, #iOSDev

New App sent for App Store Review! Couple of weeks ago, recruitment consultant called me about a job. Cool, but I thought let's see if I can write a game and get it on the App Store before I hear from him again. Uses same tech stack as Job. App dedicated to recruitment consultants everywhere.

If you see this, post a concert photo you took. The National, Cardiff Dec 2019

Well that's the 3rd app sent to the App Store this week, a Tetris clone. I'll keep doing this until someone gives me a job and I can escape from hospital. Or they go viral and I'll stop.... #iOS, #SwiftUI, #BuildInAHospitalBed, #NHS

Well my new iOS app passed review and is now on the Apple App Store. Vibe Chess. Get it here.... apps.apple.com/us/app/vibe-... #iOS #indydev #buildinhospital #chess

Infusion day, so a trip to Broadgreen hospital Liverpool. Makes a change…. 5 months in hospital so far. But I have an iOS app in review today! #NHS #iosdev

4 months in hospital now. Tomorrow I have a job interview, remote, teams, NHS WiFi. iOS dev. Getting better slowly. Wish me luck…. J.

Three months in hospital this week, reunited with the LFC cap and looking a lot better. Need a haircut and shave though. Oh #YNWA well I won’t until they fix my leg and they won’t do that until I’ve finished the kidney treatment. #NHS

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What is this #cadbury I was looking forward to this box of Milk Tray, but it’s turned into an abomination. 7 chocolates, non of which belong in a box of #milktray

NHS Christmas dinner. Not bad, sprouts needed another week 😋 But still, big thank you to all the NHS staff working today. #NHS #ChristmasDay

Xmas in hospital and the best pressies! A bar card of Scampi Fries. Could do with a pint to go with em but I’ve a head start on dry January unfortunately. #HappyChristmas #NHS

Bollocks to vibe coding, what I’ve realised from my hospital room here is all that’s missing is a notepad and pen.

I’ve been moved again, this time to a new hospital in Newton Le Willows, it’s a physio rehab ward to sort the broken leg out. Got some natty new pj’s too. #NHS #ImNotWellATM

Pot Noodle in a paper pot now. What could possibly go wrong…. #potnoodle #nothospitalfood

Today I can at least watch Anfield from my hospital window! #YNWA #LFC #NHS #Anfield

Xmas is coming and I’ve plenty of spare time in my hospital bed so I thought I’d review some mince pies. First up are Asdas Joyous mince pies…. Filled ok but only warmly spiced with a thick shortcrust pastry that’s a bit claggy. Hopefully the next box will come from Waitrose or M&S hohoho 🎅

View from my hospital room. 3rd move from ICU, woke to this beautiful sight. Feel better already. #YNWA #Anfield #NHS

Even I’m up early today on account of a left ankle that’s agony. Tea n painkillers #FuckArthritis

So all my stuff arrived today. No way the van can get outside my house here, so 10 trips like this to shuttle it all there. And it was hot… #Andalucia Whoever said Minis where impractical 😂

So apart from the normal stuff in #Swift #SwiftUI I do fun stuff just using SwiftUI. So why can’t I get an #iOS job?

End of tether has been reached. Literally a week before starvation sets in and I lose the will to live. Everything in life sorted except getting someone to pay me to work from either of these places. Or anywhere at the moment quite frankly. #iOS #dev #Swift #SwiftUI