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jay, god's most perfect princex@jaythenerdkid· 26d

tom gleeson was very funny onstage and very lovely offstage!

selfie of my partner and me with tom gleeson, the host of hard quiz and australian taskmaster. tom is behind the two of us and much taller. all three of us are smiling.

jay, god's most perfect princex@jaythenerdkid· Jun 25

don't mind me, just taking arms against a sea of troubles

a large poster outside the brisbane powerhouse theatre advertising "EDDIE IZZARD - THE TRAGEDY OF HAMLET", a one-person adaptation of the play with suzy eddie izzard playing all the characters.

a program for the show, featuring a dramatic image of izzard as hamlet on the cover. partly visible underneath the program is the same image as a larger print, signed by suzy izzard in metallic gold marker.

jay, god's most perfect princex@jaythenerdkid· Jun 21

his eyes are so big and full of secrets (the secret is that he has no brain in his head)

a black and white cat is sitting on his haunches in a dark room. his eyes are very large and wide.

jay, god's most perfect princex@jaythenerdkid· May 31

outtake from the ones I posted the other night

photo of me with a black and white cat. our heads are close together and we're both looking at the camera.

jay, god's most perfect princex@jaythenerdkid· May 31

startled himself by almost having a thought

a black and white cat is sitting on a brown floral quilt. he looks as though he's been startled or confused by something. his eyes are very wide and his head is pulled back a little.

jay, god's most perfect princex@jaythenerdkid· May 30

I thought this HAD to be fake but I just tried it and, well,

google AI response to the query "how many days of the week have the word fish":

Only 1 day of the week has the word "fish" hidden inside of it:

Thurs-fish-day (Thursday)

It is the only day where the letters f-i-s-h appear together in sequence.

jay, god's most perfect princex@jaythenerdkid· May 30

we're having a boys' night (he's sleeping at the foot of the bed while I watch the UCL final)

black and white selfie of me, jaythenerdkid. I'm nose-to-nose with a black and white cat. he's sniffing at my face as though he's about to boop his nose to mine.

selfie of me, jaythenerdkid. I'm next to a black and white cat who is looking off to one side. I'm stroking my chin as though I'm deep in thought.

jay, god's most perfect princex@jaythenerdkid· May 27

it's wednesday, my dudes

selfie of me, jaythenerdkid. I'm lying in bed under a brown floral quilt. I'm smiling sleepily at the camera.

jay, god's most perfect princex@jaythenerdkid· May 25

caption this

a black and white cat is stretched out on his side. his front paws are held daintily before him. he has a very fluffy white belly. his facial expression seems somehow disgusted or resigned.

jay, god's most perfect princex@jaythenerdkid· May 24

how your email finds me

a black and white cat photographed in grainy close-up around the corner of a kitchen counter. he's lying on his side on a tiled floor with his two front paws daintily before him and his one visible back paw pointing at the sky.

jay, god's most perfect princex@jaythenerdkid· May 24

just gonna drop this here

"Uberwald for the werewolves. Ah, yes 'joy through strength.' I expect they promised you all sorts of things... You may take your hands off the Scone. I do not wish to distress you further. But why? My predecessors spoke highly of you, you are a dwarf of power and influence and then you let yourself become a pawn of the werewolves. Why?"

"Why should they be allowed to get away with it?' Dee snapped, his voice breaking with the strain.

The king looked across at Vimes.

"Oh, I suspect the werewolves will regret that they -" he began.

"Not them! The ones in Ankh-Morpork!

Wearing and makeup and dresses and abominable things!" Dee pointed a finger at Cheery.

"Ha'ak! How can you even look at it! You let her"-and Vimes had seldom heard a word sprayed with so much venom-"her flaunt herself, here! And it's happening everywhere because people have not been firm, not obeyed, have let the old ways slide! Everywhere there are reports they're eating away at everything dwarfish with their... their soft clothes and paint and beastly ways. How can you be king and allow this? Everywhere they are doing it and you do nothing! Why should they be allowed to do this?" Now Dee was sobbing. "I can't! And I work so hard... so hard..."

Vimes saw that Cheery, to his amazement, was blinking back tears.

"I see," said the king. "Well, I suppose that is an explanation."

He nodded to the guards. "Take things must wait a day or two." her away. Some

Cheery saluted, suddenly.

"Permission to go with her, sire?"

"What on earth for, young young dwarf?"

"I expect she'd like someone to talk to, sir. I know I would."

"Indeed? Well, if your commander has no objection... Off you go, then."

jay, god's most perfect princex@jaythenerdkid· May 24

this new house call doctor service is excellent

selfie from the smile down. a black and white cat is sitting across the legs of the photographer, who is covered by a brown floral quilt and has a cushion over their stomach. they are making a peace sign at the camera.

jay, god's most perfect princex@jaythenerdkid· May 19

"this is my club. I fucking love this football club." screenshot from all or nothing, but with anne hathaway superimposed over the top.

jay, god's most perfect princex@jaythenerdkid· May 19

I know I'm years late, but I've decided to finally read that draco trilogy everyone loves so much

screenshot of the google books purchase page for the secret country by pamela dean, probably best known to terminally online people of a certain age as one of many books plagiarised heavily by fanfiction author cassandra claire in the "writing" of her popular draco trilogy.

jay, god's most perfect princex@jaythenerdkid· May 14

surgery was a success 🎉🎉🎉

dark souls font meme with UTERUS YEETERUSED in red text over a screenshot from the game.

jay, god's most perfect princex@jaythenerdkid· May 14

prepped for today's surgery by looking hot as fuck last night ✨

selfie of me, jaythenerdkid. it's late at night, but I'm standing under a streetlight, so I'm well-lit against my dark surroundings. I'm wearing a black mesh corset with a floral embroidery design, gold nipple pasties underneath to preserve my modesty, a stack of several gold chains and one much longer gold necklace, my usual gold-framed spectacles and dramatic dark and gold makeup. the photo has been run through an instagram filter to accentuate the golden quality of the lighting.

selfie of me, jaythenerdkid, which was taken right after the previous photo in this post. in this one, I'm making a peace sign as I look into the camera and run my tongue across my upper lip. the photo has been run through a high-contrast black and white instagram filter.

selfie of me, jaythenerdkid. I'm lying on the carpet in a dark room, lit only by my camera flash. I'm visible upside down from my lips down to my hips. I'm wearing red lipstick, a stack of various gold chains and a gold tassel pendant, a black mesh corset with floral embroidery and black jeans. the angle of the photo emphasises the way the corset narrows at the waist.

jay, god's most perfect princex@jaythenerdkid· Apr 30

I double-cleansed and then went back over my eyes twice and this is how much kohl is still left, so I guess we're just doing a smoky eye for the rest of the week

selfie of me, jaythenerdkid. I'm sitting in bed wearing a dark red spaghetti strap tank top and the remains of today's makeup (red-stained lips, smudges of kohl around the eyes). I'm looking into the camera from under heavy-lidded eyes and pouting a little. unusually for me, I'm not wearing glasses.

jay, god's most perfect princex@jaythenerdkid· Apr 30

surely the DEFINITION of friendship is when they have literally never heard of the band you're seeing but join you right up front at the gig anyway while you scream-sing until you lose your voice 💜💜💜 @anwyn.bsky.social you're the best, thank you for an amazing night!

photo of me with my friend cass (@anwyn.bsky.social). we're standing on a train platform together after a night out at a concert. my hair is much worse for wear after a couple of hours of enthusiastic dancing. we are both smiling at the camera - we look a little tired but happy, like you do at the end of a great night out.

jay, god's most perfect princex@jaythenerdkid· Apr 30

last night I went to visit my grandmother and she spent two hours exclaiming to my mother about how beautiful I am

selfie of me, jaythenerdkid. I'm outside in the middle of a city. it's a beautiful day and the sky is very blue. I'm wearing deep red lipstick and aviator sunglasses. the photo has been run through an instagram filter to make it look a bit faded.

jay, god's most perfect princex@jaythenerdkid· Apr 25

grateful to god for deciding that if I had to exist in this late-stage capitalist hellscape in a body that's just several chronic health conditions in a trenchcoat, at least I should get to look hot doing it

selfie of me, jaythenerdkid. I'm lying in bed in a darkened room. a quilt in a brown and beige cover with a floral pattern covers my chest, but my arms and shoulders are visible and bare. I'm smiling tiredly at the camera. I have a very pretty face.

jay, god's most perfect princex@jaythenerdkid· Apr 17

I purchased this book of piano music by sally greenaway because russell torrance mentioned it on classic FM without thinking, "hey, I haven't played regularly in more than a decade, will I be able to play any of this?" this is one of the only pieces anywhere close to my current skill level 😭

a book of piano music is open to a piece called "the secret garden" consisting mostly of long scale/arpeggio runs crossing between the two hands. the book rests on a music stand attached to an electric piano.

jay, god's most perfect princex@jaythenerdkid· Apr 15

thirty-six years young 💜✨

selfie of me, jaythenerdkid, taken in a dimly-lit irish pub. I'm pouting a little at the camera. my lipstick is a similar blue/purple shade to the lighting. I have short, curly hair which is black on the sides and very light on top, so it looks purple under the lights. I'm wearing large, gold-framed, aviator-style spectacles.

jay, god's most perfect princex@jaythenerdkid· Apr 15

if I didn't already know how old I am, I wouldn't believe it either

selfie of me, jaythenerdkid. I'm standing on a footpath surrounded by trees and residential buildings. it's late at night. I'm under a streetlight, which is illuminating me brightly in comparison to my dark surroundings. I'm wearing a full face of makeup in shades of pastel purple and blue and large gold aviator-style glasses. my short, curly hair, currently black and pale lavender, spills over my forehead. I'm making a scrunched up face and raising one eyebrow.

jay, god's most perfect princex@jaythenerdkid· Mar 15

I need to get cheeto a little arsenal jersey to wear when we watch matches together meowdueke, perhaps, or catlafiori

a black and white cat is seen from the back watching TV with the photographer, who is only visible from the legs down. on the TV screen is a replay of arsenal v everton, currently at 12:21.

jay, god's most perfect princex@jaythenerdkid· Mar 14

had a pretty rough day today, but we're watching billy joel videos together and I'm feeling a little better than I was 💜

a dark bedroom lit by a TV, which is playing a live performance of billy joel's "downeaster alexa". a black and white cat is sitting on the bed. he appears to be transfixed by the TV.

jay, god's most perfect princex@jaythenerdkid· Mar 9

"it's free real estate" meme but the words "real estate" have been covered with the words "executive dysfunction"

jay, god's most perfect princex@jaythenerdkid· Mar 8

he heard you talking about him

a black and white cat is lying on a tiled floor in a dimly-lit room. he's partially hidden behind a kitchen counter block. he's on his side with one rear paw pointing up in the air.

jay, god's most perfect princex@jaythenerdkid· Mar 5

mikel arteta's head is superimposed on a blurry background of stars. text at the top and bottom says "there's no need to be upset"

jay, god's most perfect princex@jaythenerdkid· Mar 1

he's just like me fr

lyrics from "my sex" by pulp:

My sex is out of its mind
One of a kind and ill-defined
My sex is neither here nor there
My sex is neither him nor her
It's an out-of-body experience
My sex don't make no sense
My sex leaves much to be desired
Spoken of in whispers behind closed doors
My sex is an urban myth
A lovers' tiff or a lovers' stiff
I haven't got an agenda
I haven't even got a gender

jay, god's most perfect princex@jaythenerdkid· Feb 24

"workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains" --jarvis cocker, probably