Jaz misses having nice public transport at home

@jazcherv

She/Her, Mesa/Wisp Prime main, former MTG player, current MTG judge. 32, Pan, Poly, Trans ❤️❤️❤️ @shellybeans.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️ [NSFW] [18+, MDNI] To platonic friends: This is a horny space for me, be warned! Lifelong member of the Beano Club

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Jaz misses having nice public transport at home@jazcherv· 5h

This is not a drill: the internet has rediscovered Air Control! Someone alert the Commander! youtu.be/mVtWNu0SrSQ

Jaz misses having nice public transport at home@jazcherv· Jun 3

Me when I see Jack Quaid in a video game

Jaz misses having nice public transport at home@jazcherv· May 26

Star Trek Next Generation title card but with the text from the quoted post, a Japanese Adult Video title:

The Pleasure Starts When I Flip The Switch! When I Flip It Off It's Just Teasing! A Dentist Has Tied Up A Married Woman And Inserted A Vibrator And Egg Vibrator Into Her Pussy And After Having Plenty Of Fun He Gives Her A Creampie With His Own Cock, But Then He Tells Her, "So You Haven't Had Enough?

Jaz misses having nice public transport at home@jazcherv· May 18

When Warframe clan chat turns into your bsky feed

Screenshot of Warframe's clan chat, with the following messages:

"anyone here by chance doing their sister"
"WHAT"
"clipped"
Emote of the character 'Clem'
"Congratulations. You're on notice."

Jaz misses having nice public transport at home@jazcherv· May 16

Also got it workin on my Steam Deck 😁 (the fuckabout I had to do to get the mod installed jesus fuckin christ you would not believe)

A photo of a Steam Deck playing Dusklight, with the Linkle mod

Jaz misses having nice public transport at home@jazcherv· May 14

Anyway that was a sorry excuse of egg facial hair, should have had a real denial beard like I did

A closeup of a beard some former guy used to have

Jaz misses having nice public transport at home@jazcherv· May 14

Literally

Jimmy Broadbent looking at the camera, captioned in a Motivational Poster style frame with the words "The Guy Cums"

Jaz misses having nice public transport at home@jazcherv· May 5

Jaz misses having nice public transport at home@jazcherv· Apr 26

Apparently the ass-kicking isn't available for everyone

A photo of Jaz with the referenced 'medieval hole' in the background

Jaz misses having nice public transport at home@jazcherv· Apr 26

Yo I loved that cartoon network show from back in the day

Jaz misses having nice public transport at home@jazcherv· Apr 24

New haaaiiirrr

A photo of Jaz, she has shoulder length hair and a shorter fringe, and is wearing sunglasses and a cream shirt.

Jaz misses having nice public transport at home@jazcherv· Apr 22

"Sorry babe, estrogen shrunk me too much, now I'm just a..."

A picture of a mono-audio 3.5mm jack plug, labelled "1/8 inch TS"

Jaz misses having nice public transport at home@jazcherv· Apr 18

This is the last time I went. I'm not sat behind the naan, my face is level with it. They bring them out on hangars

A photo of Jaz next to a large naan bread. The naan is twice the height of her face. It is on hung up vertically as it is too large to just lay on the table

Jaz misses having nice public transport at home@jazcherv· Apr 14

Oh but yes, perhaps, here's a photo of the two side-by-side

A photo of the older Transformers Armada Jetfire toy, and the new recreation from Age of the Primes. The old version is slightly mistransformed. The bottom left has a watermark, attributed to @Markclonus

Jaz misses having nice public transport at home@jazcherv· Apr 5

Scanning my Ferrero Rochers and getting my identity stolen by malware

A hand holding a pack of Ferrero Rocher sweets, showing the underside of the packaging that has a QR code

Jaz misses having nice public transport at home@jazcherv· Apr 2

Had my kid bro giggling with this one, I can still imagine him failing to say it cos he was laughing too much 😁 He turns 18 this year 😱

Tweet from Regular Frog (@FrogCroakley) that reads

He's boiling an egg
He's boiling it twice
He's boiled it again
He's losing his mind
Santa Claus is repeatedly boiling an egg

Tweeted at 9:39 AM, December 20th 2018

Each line of the tweet has a musical note character at the start and end to imply singing

Jaz misses having nice public transport at home@jazcherv· Apr 1

I have mutuals with this garbage AI leads account, get it blocked

Jaz misses having nice public transport at home@jazcherv· Mar 30

I appreciate Steph here actually showing Elon's second nazi salute. Everyone always shows the first one and everyone gets all "eugh well it wasn't really one" but if you kept watching, he fucking did it again, he doubled down, and it looked *even more* egregious

Elon Musk doing a nazi salute, but the second time he did it on stage facing away from the crowd (in the frame from a HiSteph video)

Jaz misses having nice public transport at home@jazcherv· Mar 28

"I don't care how much the pussy is pushed in my face, you're not receiving any pleasure" 🤭

Dan from Dan Vs. when he says "I don't care who the IRS sends, I'm not paying taxes"

Jaz misses having nice public transport at home@jazcherv· Mar 26

She sent me this cos she can't reply, she read that the new Gauss signs looks like a muzzle and went ham

A Voruna frame from Warframe. She is glossy black with glowing pink accents, and a glowing pink sword. She is also wearing a harness on her face that resembles a muzzle

Jaz misses having nice public transport at home@jazcherv· Mar 26

I think Follie's Hunt is fun and interesting

Norman Rockwell's Ode to Civil Discourse

Jaz misses having nice public transport at home@jazcherv· Mar 21

Also "when you're wearing your boyfriend's clothes"

Kamen Rider Geats wearing the Zombie gear

Jaz misses having nice public transport at home@jazcherv· Mar 16

I dunno, this reads like someone thinking of "woman of colour" and "person of colour" at the same time, a very human mistake

Tumblr post from "protopearl" that reads:

My stepfather combined "that's a thought nut to crack" and "that's a hard pill to swallow" and ended up saying "that's a tough nut to swallow" and I haven't functioned properly since I heard him say it

4 chan post that reads:

Reposting my all time favorite greentext.

>playing soccer in gym
>ball is up in the air
>think I'm gonna be awesome and air kick it into the goal
>try
>miss ball
>kick goalie in the face
>try to ask "Are you okay?" and "I'm fucking sorry." at the same time
>instead end up yelling "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?"
>goalie is choking back tears

Jaz misses having nice public transport at home@jazcherv· Mar 16

Good girls do their injections! ❤️

A photo of a bare thigh with a plaster (bandage/bandaid)

Jaz misses having nice public transport at home@jazcherv· Mar 16

Casey referred to Her hands as paws But that's all for tonight On Robot Wars Goodnight!

Jaz misses having nice public transport at home@jazcherv· Mar 16

With alt text

Post from Deadline Hollywood, showing a photo of Autumn Durald Arkapaw accepting an Oscar award. The post is captioned:

"Sinners' Autumn Durald Arkapaw became the first woman and the first woman of person to ever win Best Cinematography at the Oscars

Read more below."

Jaz misses having nice public transport at home@jazcherv· Mar 12

Hell yeah www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd/

0.0015 score in the colour differences game

Jaz misses having nice public transport at home@jazcherv· Mar 9

Good girls do their estrogen injections together :3

A dark and blurry photo of the thighs of two different girls, showing a plaster on each of them. The left plaster is pink and princess themed, the right plaster has Olaf from Frozen on it

Jaz misses having nice public transport at home@jazcherv· Mar 9

Of course the company is a wanker and the games are nonexistent, but the pure aesthetic

A PlayStation 5 and a Dualsense controller

Jaz misses having nice public transport at home@jazcherv· Mar 9

For making me read the word "honfidence" I am sending you into the Lancia Stratosphere