JBK
@jbk-allday
Canadian. He/him. Has a pet snake. Trained for art, currently in nightshift hell.
Glen Gilberti sucks, always sucked and forever will suck. Like, he isn't even worth being mad at for saying dumb things, he's barely worth an eye roll and his only contribution to the world is getting his shit pushed in on the Internet by Cody Rhodes. Guy's been chump change his whole life.
Hahahahaha ah it's still so fun to watch aerion get his shit kicked in Everybody sing 🎶
The four-legged was a certified Good Boy™ on the walk earlier thanks in no small part to a neighbour dog being a) his size, b) a female dog and c) in heat. I like to think he more or less thought the dog equivalent of this when he saw her:
Only me and this one gull in the parking lot know what's up And that's that no godless man may sit the Seastone Chair
that was a great episode of hawtdee. Will rewatch no less than at least three times during the week, I think. Now if you'll excuse me, this dog (much like snowball II, doesn't give much of a fuck and demands to go frolic outside.
Don't get me started on Robin Childs' stuff. "Homeward Star" really sounds like Rosie Beestinger wrote it "This boy is so young and his scales are so dim" "You failed, he won" I told his dead mother, your boy found his way though far he does wander" "But hers is a heartache no bloodshed can solve"
The End Can Wait by krefton has been killing me lately. The acq inc c-team having such insanely skilled fans is nuts. These people were fuckin' inspired. "A grandmother on whom I can depend A brother full of secrets and god's wrath A sister I will someday call a friend" jeez right to the soul
Worst memes on a dying platform, you say??? Don't mind if I do (post one that only big losers like me would find funny)
I think i worked myself into a shaking, mini panic attack about like 6 different things but I'm slowly calming down. I think I need a shower or something. You almost won again, brain. Keep this up and I'll jab you with a cotton swab
Close up of the rarely sighted near-perfect coil of the California Kingsnake. Take special note of his tiny head's placement: with the butthole very close and slightly above.
My limbless boy is on the move, he hungers this early morn. Unfortunately there is only a single mouse to defrost. Such a lean snack for this slithering, sock with teeth that I love
Don't have to go to work tonight so I'm bothering this dog for a little. Shoe's on the other paw now, Tango. How ya like them apples
It's a holiday so I hope everybody's keeping it traditional and has their snake on hand. It just don't feel right without a scale-covered pal wrapped around your neck. Colourful eggs? Trite. A cold blooded reptile? That's the ticket.
Somehow i kinda know what this is despite never seeing the full episode. (My pick is worf getting his spine crushed by a clearly empty barrel)
The dog requires my assistance. He must go out. Out into the world. Into the wild, to frolic and to play and also pee and poop and bark at many people trying their hardest not to cringe in fear of this loud, four-legged stupid baby.
One weird trick to stay warm in the false spring is to grab a snake. Snakes don't really generate body heat to keep your inferior limb-having body warm but they will make you feel better via their well deserved superiority complex what with all the limbs they lack.
If you get the job buy two cans and smash them together while pouring the drink onto your face like stone cold Steve Austin in celebration. Barely drink any, let your skin absorb it for further good luck!
Just remembered I picked up a copy of this the other day. Can't wait to give it a read.
Banger of a free book somebody left in a pile of free crap in the laundry room of my building (over 500 species, fully illustrated)
Barely any sleep but i practiced good hygiene (deodorant and clean clothes) so I'm already 1 step above the average wrestling fan.