JBloomie
@jbloomie
Writer. Hospice, school & Field Team 6 volunteer, sports, gardening & politics addict. Climate first, guns last. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ ally, fan of walkable/bikeable cities, public interest design. MAGAism is Fascism. 🚫 No DMs please.
Here’s my spam from yesterday, just got another one — thanks for your diligent oversight, Brandon Carr!
First off, Mara Lago face is more terrifying than any summer horror movie. Secondly, no one is having babies, including MAGA, because shit’s too expensive
For us “olds” remember when the Bishop gets struck in Caddy Shack? A satisfying smite from above!
She’s nepo baby fascist garbage, and he’s president of the He-Man Woman Haters Club
Does anyone believe this is anything other than pandering to conservative female voters for his run in 2028? I don’t think it’ll help him sell his book…
I know some of y’all aren’t big fans of the New York Times, but I give their games team credit for allowing swears and derogatory slang in the newish Crossplay (Scrabble knock-off) game. Way more fun!
I always marvel at Trump’s deranged belief that he’s done us all a big favor by giving up his civilian life to lead us from darkness to greatness. Also, telling his sheep that he’d rather be home watching TV than talking to them must be so reassuring 🙄
Sure, let’s swing by Cuba on another illegal excursion on the way home with no fucking food to feed our sailors. McDonalds for me, prison rations for thee. “The mother of a sailor on the USS Abraham Lincoln said she was worried that her son had lost 20 pounds since his deployment began months ago.”
So on brand for Brand. I’m surprised that wooden cross around his neck didn’t spontaneously combust and set that ratty tee on fire. Love when Morgan looks at the camera after a full minute 😂
Any visitor to Alcatraz knows $152 MM won’t come close to reopening the prison, let alone operate it. This is a symbolic middle finger to SF’s Nancy Pelosi. Alcatraz generates $60 MM/yr for the National Park Service—sure, let’s starve NPS of even more resources. The Dotard thinks he’s Dirty Harry.
Aaaand…here’s a common nut seeker in my backyard. Doesn’t hold a candle to the herons does it!
I for one no longer use much paper currency, do you? I won’t be polluting my wallet with any Fasch Cash
Definitely! Here’s an array from my hike the other day —looks like clamshells
Jimmy Carter installed solar panels on the WH West Wing in 1979 during the Arab oil embargo, demonstrating our ability to become energy independent. And here we are, nearly 50 years later, in the same fucking predicament. Of course Reagan removed the panels in 1986. We never learn.
I don’t even have a cat (I wish 💗) but one appeared in my breakfast burrito so it must be Caturday