That One Gay Sleestak (@jealouspervert) · DIRTY

That One Gay Sleestak

@jealouspervert

🔞 He/him/his. Married, middle-aged gym gay. D&D is my jam, cigar and pipe dads are my weakness. Here for smut but boring in real life. RVA ig: cursedzunidoll

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That One Gay Sleestak@jealouspervert· Jun 12

Thank you Clickhole

An all-Snoopy LGBTQ+ orgy

That One Gay Sleestak@jealouspervert· Apr 19

Grateful to spy two cool little dudes today

Hummingbird moth sipping from some flowers

Lil jumping spider hiding under a doorknob

That One Gay Sleestak@jealouspervert· Apr 16

The entire reason I got this game

A capture from "Crimson Desert" featuring a black cat wearing a little cavalier hat

That One Gay Sleestak@jealouspervert· Apr 2

damn it

Giant windshield crack / frown

That One Gay Sleestak@jealouspervert· Feb 12

Not really a fan of dressing up tbh

Smoking a pipe in a suit and coat

That One Gay Sleestak@jealouspervert· Feb 8

Hmm

Monk apparently

That One Gay Sleestak@jealouspervert· Feb 8

To whoever stole my "I ❤️ Men's Tits" button from off my gym bag

Some man's tits

That One Gay Sleestak@jealouspervert· Feb 8

Things you see at the science museum

A taxidermied rabbit on hind legs and under sinister lighting, offering man a poisonous root and introducing death into the world

That One Gay Sleestak@jealouspervert· Jan 25

The Vourdalak (2023)

Still from "The Vourdalak," a 2023 French vampire film, showing the vampire (portrayed by an effectively creepy puppet) about to bite into his grandson

That One Gay Sleestak@jealouspervert· Jan 24

Update: the neighborhood goth boutique has kittens now

A black goth kitten

That One Gay Sleestak@jealouspervert· Jan 24

MN right now

House Atreides from the David Lynch version of Dune, with the phrase "Long Live the Fighters," and yes I know Paul isn't the hero but it looks cool anyway

That One Gay Sleestak@jealouspervert· Jan 24

Grow, dammit

That One Gay Sleestak@jealouspervert· Jan 18

Guy in glasses, ball cap, and leather jacket smoking a cigar

That One Gay Sleestak@jealouspervert· Jan 9

I'll never pass up a chance to post Francine

Francine the Lowe's cat

That One Gay Sleestak@jealouspervert· Jan 6

My MIL got me this for Xmas and the optical technician thought it was cool. Microdosing validation

A t shirt featuring Winkie's Diner from "Mulholland Drive"

That One Gay Sleestak@jealouspervert· Dec 28

Got his ass 🗡️

The motherfucking Demon of Hatred from "Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice"

That One Gay Sleestak@jealouspervert· Dec 28

"Phoenixxxx..."

The Phantom of the Paradise

That One Gay Sleestak@jealouspervert· Nov 28

Giving thanks

Bald guy in leather harness smoking cigar

That One Gay Sleestak@jealouspervert· Nov 23

That One Gay Sleestak@jealouspervert· Nov 23

My gay agenda tonight is playing Ghost of Yotei and eating all of this by myself

A "samurai party platter" of Kroger sushi and a modest bottle of sake

That One Gay Sleestak@jealouspervert· Nov 10

Dreamed of this since I was 9

Me standing awkwardly in front of the fire station that served as Ghostbusters HQ in the films

That One Gay Sleestak@jealouspervert· Nov 9

25th anniversary celebrating the cancellation of Strangers With Candy

Onstage seated L to R: Stephen Colbert, Paul Dinello, Amy Sedaris, and Kate McKinnon moderating

That One Gay Sleestak@jealouspervert· Nov 8

New York Citayy

NYC all lit up as seen from a night flight

That One Gay Sleestak@jealouspervert· Oct 19

Mustachioed guy in glasses and ball cap smoking a pipe while a skeleton mugs for the camera

That One Gay Sleestak@jealouspervert· Oct 9

I'm sure some would say it's silly how many resources went into finding one lost cat when there is so much urgent human suffering and disaster all around us. That suffering is undeniable and important. But when your spirit is drowning in evil news, happy stories feel vital.

Bald guy in glasses smiling and giving thumbs-up next to sleeping Francine, the Lowes cat that worried a small city when she went missing

That One Gay Sleestak@jealouspervert· Sep 9

May have had a bit of a spiritual experience here

Two manta rays and a whale shark swimming together in an aquarium

That One Gay Sleestak@jealouspervert· Aug 31

The simple bear necessities (with @meathead9.bsky.social)

Musclebear in sunglasses holding a produce bag full of foraged pawpaws

That One Gay Sleestak@jealouspervert· Aug 18

Had a dream last night where this was the hot new restaurant

A sign that says "The Lobster Beggar" in bright red typeface on a black background

That One Gay Sleestak@jealouspervert· Aug 14

Fucked up. If they can do this to Selena Gomez, they could do it to anyone 😰

A package of Oreo cookies in a store with Selena Gomez filling

That One Gay Sleestak@jealouspervert· Aug 6

Thinking back to that time Hitchbot got ganked. Good on Philly for being ahead of the curve, actually

The remains of HitchBot, dismembered and left in an alley