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Boutique football account He/Him
If you use the microwave in this house you have to pet Boogie for the duration of your usage. It’s a pet tax. I do not make the rules.
Our neighbors: When you’re done with piano lessons why don’t you come out to the pool. I left my beach bag in the elevator. Us: Let’s hook up that dog splash pad from Bark Box and have some beers in the front yard.
Bryce is a wife guy and he’s trying to teach his ways to Sincere but some folks can’t be taught. #LoveIslandUSA
For some perspective this is what it looked like exactly 2 years ago with a comparable rainstorm.
This dude was blasting Fox News on his phone in the waiting area at the doctor. I loomed over him and said “turn that shit off”. He chirped “on whose orders?”. And I said “mine!” And he turned it off and never looked up again.
Tfw you ate an entire beefsteak tomato off the counter but don’t want to talk about it
Yep we got fighters inside the White House warming up for fights in the yard.
Got my first dad shirt so it’s probably a good time for the hoes to call it a night.
The kid’s summer camp at our athletic club starts tomorrow and I think we have to sign him up for all of this?
We just met the new family across the street and the woman said when they were looking for a place to build they were afraid they wouldn’t find “like minded” people. Then she saw @dmbmeg.bsky.social’s sign and it closed the deal for them. It pains me how right she was to make that sign.