Jeffervesce
@jeffas
Former doohickey
@justjoel.bsky.social don’t be Jealous Phish is in town and they are staying at the hotel right outside my place.
Hey look certain many-multi billionaire tech giant’s yacht is parked just outside my place. *Suppress intrusive thoughts*
Hard to feel any bit patriotic but this was kinda cool watch go by at lunch.
so not after Tennessee shit show, Virginia supreme court has rejected the voted on measure to redistrict. Time to revolt.
For some reason I’m fascinated with this old man and his old-man-I-don’t-give-a-fuck-where’s-my-prime-rib energy.
Does this look odd to anyone? To me this is just a $20 from when I was younger. To the 20 year old at the store it apparently looks like 1800s confederate money and blew his god damn mind. I guess sometimes you KNOW things change, you just don’t realize how much.
@saxmike71.bsky.social They have astronaut suits. I didn't know gravity makes your plums float to the top.
don't you want to hit the beach in these? I have a feeling you would float head down if you have a sufferably drowning kink.
Johnny Appleseed, obviously a distant relative to Tim Apple and High IQ Farmer, would be proud of the legacy that he began long ago and Tim's great success in growing Apple.
@easybakedoven.bsky.social @beckybunzy.bsky.social I know you ladies especially love seeing rich morons be victims of their own stupidity.
So a military UFO expert has gone MIA shortly after Trump announced he was going to release UFO files. Totally not sketchy.
