Jeff Norman@jeffnorman· 29d This is like the Cubs playing an intrasquad game in spring training and then congratulating the Cubs for winning the game.
Jeff Norman@jeffnorman· Jul 1 If this is real, he might think so.
Jeff Norman@jeffnorman· Jul 1 This better be fake because if he thinks he’s really talking to Roosevelt things are much worse than we think.
Jeff Norman@jeffnorman· Jun 29 Making a beeline to the White House.
Jeff Norman@jeffnorman· May 6 This was an actual question from YouGov yesterday.
Jeff Norman@jeffnorman· May 2 Having all the cards in Uno literally makes you a loser. This is the perfect depiction of everything he does.
Jeff Norman@jeffnorman· Apr 1 From about 70 miles away. Damn cloud.
Jeff Norman@jeffnorman· Mar 21 Should we really expect any better from someone who is a racist, a rapist, and a pedophile?
Jeff Norman@jeffnorman· Mar 12 Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.
Jeff Norman@jeffnorman· Feb 28 Take off the hat you demented asshole. This isn’t a fucking pep rally.
Jeff Norman@jeffnorman· Jan 11 Guess who was a coach in that game.
Jeff Norman@jeffnorman· Dec 22 I would also like to announce my retirement from professional boxing.
Jeff Norman@jeffnorman· Dec 8 Someone should ask him how much a gallon of milk costs.
Jeff Norman@jeffnorman· Nov 27 Probably not the best idea for a Thanksgiving cake.
Jeff Norman@jeffnorman· Nov 14 I’m not sure this is the best design for a wine bottle holder.
Jeff Norman@jeffnorman· Nov 13 Apparently this was just delivered to the White House.
Jeff Norman@jeffnorman· Nov 5 This is in a county that Hirocheeto won by 25 points.
