JeffOnVacation
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It's pronounced, "Un-President-ed." Not a mistake when you see his name in lowercase. It's befitting a man with such Low-T.
This Skynet representative insists 'nothing to see here,' so I'm sure it's fine...
Here's @jamestalarico.bsky.social at a press conference today addressing data centers in Texas: Folks, this is Elite-level trolling... 🤣 (courtesy Daniel Perreault @kvue.bsky.social)
Thomas would reverse Loving v. Virginia and end interracial marriage if it was before this court. Context: This is Clarence & Ginni Thomas, pulling said ladder up behind them.
trump is the guy who invented the “9/10” of a penny at the end of gas prices posted at the gas station. That way they can charge you 90% of another penny per gallon but not have it reflected in the price you see. No one would dare take credit for doing something so evil, so let’s say it was him.
Stop sharing this video that adds fart sounds to trump footage! It's not funny! You are going to make Dear Leader angry!!
If you think about trump 24/7, you may have Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS). If you watch TV compulsively to see what they're saying about trump, you may have TDS. If you're posting about trump on social media 100s of times a day, you may have TDS. Does it sound like anyone we know has TDS???
Kristi Noem attempting to outrun congressional investigations...
Anybody remember the clip of Martin Sheen when he starts WW3 in that nightmare vision of the future near the end of "The Dead Zone?" Bc this is the press conference that followed that.
When Kristi Noem is thrown out on her ass, can we please keep running her CPB "self-deport" ads? Each time they play it'll be a little reason to smile. Or, they'll stop airing out of embarrassment. Win-win!
Still no Rotten Tomatoes score or review consensus for 'Melania' on their website. The movie is already in theaters. We all know what they're trying to hide. Add RT to the flaming pile of content providers that can't be trusted in this dystopia.
Elon Musk is a monopoly and should be split into multiple billionaires.
Here are five All-Time Greats in a row. It's insane. It's... Spielberg-ian
"Go ahead and send it, Santa!!"🤣 Good job by the reporter regaining her composure... #GolfProSanta #KeepItTogetherTierra @fox7austin.bsky.social
Buried in a story about the world’s biggest ad conglomerate laying off 4,000 people right before Christmas, there's this bit of Insanity. What AI chatbot is going to say, “I evaluated Insurance quotes for coverage and costs that fit your needs, but the one with the talking lizard is my favorite”?
This witch... Nobody at the next WH press briefing can leave without someone challenging Leavitt: She apparently agrees these BBC leaders should've resigned when mistakes were made, then ask why Pete Hegseth still has a job after his Signal adventures?
There should be an 8-episode series simply called “Pegasus” on Netflix* by now. *I was going to say on Prime Video, but Bezos would never cross Dear Leader like that. (Not pictured: Kristi Noem)
Really disappointed by the creative community under the trump regime: Where are all the great TV shows about Gov't conspiracies like The X Files & Alias? If you want to hear about extrajudicial assassinations, unsanctioned bombings, & covert surveillance of US citizens, you have to turn on the News
Who knew that David Muir is jacked? If I was ABC News, I’d be reporting that our anchor can beat up your anchor...
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