Never grow up man! Never grow up.

My Bluesky How it started vs. How it’s going

Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

*kicks your chair*

Father's Day complete!

My daughter got me your da' for father's day. Do you think there's a message?!

Happy Father's Day to those who celebrate 😘

Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons "gif"

As it unfolds…

Ten minutes in the garden followed by food really takes it out of you

It's just ridiculous. They're EVERYWHERE!

Maybe this will help… Narrator: It won't

I HAVE SOME CAT AVAILABILITIES

🎶Take me down to the Paradise City🎶 🎶Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty🎶

Look what you both made me do now…

The * was for American readers, I forgot. It means "summarize" Also, for the non-believers, here's my conservatory roof looked like ten minutes ago

Perfect time on the repost

Or you might like this: A 1989 Spectral Dragon 2 (Dragon Lords series) from Grenadier Models (UK) AS NEW! Never assembled nor painted AND COMPLETE! With apparently an extra set of wings 🤷‍♂️ Comes in the original box with the original notice Proper old school metal set

I also still have my grandfather's Légion d'Honneur medal. My kids don’t care about their French side of the family, so I may as well let it go. Dust to dust and all that. This item and a few others are already on Vinted, to simplify the sell/postage/etc. but if you're interested, DM me

Would anyone be interested in an oriental style inspired 1960s chess-set? It was my father's pride and joy. (sorry for no alt text, I'll come back to it) It's in great condition and quite big, about 60cm² once unfolded. Hand carved and painted. Pretty unique (not so much the board, but the pieces)

Today's T-shirt is my favourite mash-up ever

Regarding the last repost: A life time ago, I was asked by my then both if I could do illustrations "like Quentin Blake?" I was so baffled by the enormity of the proposition that I actually tried 😁 (why the illustration in the alt text)

Thunderstorm nearby. With lightning about every 3 seconds. If the sound worked, sound on.

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have in your phone.

"See? It was a local election, for local people!"

Ooh, it's gone cold, hasn't it?

Where does the gift begin and the bell end?

Timing!

The same, but for kids