okay buddy…

im out here eating lunch like a monkey that’s about to get put down

welp there we go.

mom was taking down her grocery list and her phone caught some of my commentary on below deck

also also!! i got bangs

womp womp

am i serving here?

gender swap of year award goes to me and dallas

with a friend who’s getting her orchi and the surgery center had a bowl of stickers.

what about here?

what color are my eyes here

pied billed? maybe? i just saw some today too

they look like this?

saw a green heron today !!! this photo is the best i got

yo check this out

mfw trip and grace start fighting after inviting ME over to dinner

schrodingers cock

got new glasses a little while ago

piano 4 today

yo wait same

i am sad and having a bad time and would greatly appreciate a few bucks for some treats.

inside of you are two wolves

nvm she got me

i’m watching you kiddo