Pausa de hidratación (if it’s not too late for the joke)

Kickoff is at noon, Spectum. 😠

Le Digne peen.

I’m just reacting. Kouassi and Chawinga to Rodman and Ryan. Wilson cap.

Why is this guy in a Heineken ad walking around with several toasters? Is the implication that football is important enough to interrupt your looting? Is it just AI slop?

This is the way.

Byline Frank Drebin

So they're doing "My Blue Heaven" as a drama?

Starting lineups for USA/Belgium announced.

Memories

“Commander Cody, the time has come. Execute Article 27.”

I regret to say this as a Wave fan, but you’ll have to watch Gotham tonight. (I have no idea if they’re wearing this jersey tonight.) Look for me in the stands though.

This whole Freedom 250/Great State Fair/July 4 record fireworks/etc has all the energy of Musk pretending his mom threw him a birthday party. If Maye and Mary had loved their children, the world would be a much better place.

What is this bullshit?!

When the game is too much!

Tonight is the Holstein cow look.

Who shot, Jr?

Pupdate:

Just because.

"A second Flamingo..."

Have your pick.

Vleesmuur

Paraguay RN

In this one.

IYKYK

Live look at Japan's goal posts: