hold the rest of my calls for the day something has come up

no

I got hit in my beer league game tonight and here's me lying on the ice looking like a squished goomba

today I learned that extra innings now start with a runner on 2nd. That is neat

Happy Mothers Day, this was in my wife's purse I'm married to a grandma

oh my god shut up dude

most will see this as a promotional play but I can only see it as an admission of defeat

I jumped a power drill battery AMA

is it bad i just laughed at my own joke?

When you're done with UPF please join me at twitch.com/maingear where I'm told I'm being interviewed but ngl it sounds like it's gonna be more of a roast

guess it wasnt just the pats who shit themselves tonight

we used to have values

the boys are doing incredible work right now. tune in and please donate if you are able www.twitch.tv/giantbomb www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2bm...

Marty got a price tag sticker stuck to his chin this morning and wasn't happy about us trying to rip it off, but don't worry it eventually fell off.

OK I'm not crazy: there are 2 versions floating around and I believe the 3:02 is superior-- it's also the one from the BASEketball soundtrack

xoxo open.spotify.com/show/1mlrp7C... podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/j...

If we are meant to believe these are actually real people then it is impossible to understand why they'd hang these banners like this Neil Trimm and Mike Gooch NEIL TRIMM AND MIKE GOOCH I mean, hey Neil, trim my gooch? Really? No issues? Amazing

hello I got to check out Metroid Prime 4: Beyond today and I'll be able to tell you about it on Nov 14!

OUT NOW: What Lies Below the Lilies releases its FINAL 20th episode of the season today. If you didn't get around to checking it out, now you can binge the entire SEASON 1 volume by going to belowthelilies.com thanks so much to everyone supporting this project, love you

in a sea of Halloween barf, with all these maniacs just buying as many 30-foot skeletons as they can, covering every square inch their stupid lawns with meaningless shit-- no vision. no message. they have all lost their way this is how you do it. genuinely horrifying 10/10

it's a good game

OK but have a look at this chicken parm

Dib is starting to do things in Rocket League that I cannot explain

before you do this for the weekend do me a solid and check out the latest episode of my incredibly sick and cool webcomic: belowthelilies.com

Look at me, I'm doing anime New JJBA now: open.spotify.com/episode/2Ir5... @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social @tamoorh.com @lucyjames.games @jeanluc.bsky.social