Dr. Jess Hebert
@jesshebert
HEE-bert | Assistant Professor, OHSU | Kidney/Repro/DOHaD scientist | #TeamPlacenta | The PDX Broadsides chanteuse | Mama | 85% Muppet by volume
As is tradition. Huddy's first flight! We touch down in 45, he's done really well.
Apparently a fan at the Belgian F1 race thinks Fernando Alonzo is Jesus. Or at least a saint. Poor guy is getting outrun by everyone but his teammate, so maybe Patron Saint of Pit Lane Starts. #formula1
Super duper official. Dr. Jess Hebert, PhD, MCR. DOUBLE HOOD, MORE NAME ALPHABET SOUP. #Grad2026
Holding a kite in one hand, keeping my kid from falling butt first in the ocean with the other. My sister's partner's kids started calling me Auntie Sparkle.
Fun clothes made by a PhD in fashion (for real) to help folks express their geekiest selves! Welcome to @svahausa.bsky.social. I'm excited to share a special code for 20% off your first purchase of $50+! Wear your science on your sleeve. <3 www.svahausa.com?referral=ID4... #sciart #scifashion
Our real marquee last night. THANK YOU, Kiggins Theater, author guest Perrin Ireland, and Science on Tap!
If you haven't seen the trailer, it's here, and the comedian lineup is STACKED. Also, you can see me at 0:57 in the mirror! www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0R8...
The trailer for @crowdcontrol.dropout.tv is out, so I can tell you that I took a trip to Burbank in April and got this t-shirt. 😃 Season 2 of Crowd Control on @dropout.tv Aug 3! #Dropout (And if you like my sweatshirt, it's from @svahausa.bsky.social, 20% code! www.svahausa.com?referral=ID4...)
SMRT. 🤣 I LOVE your Game Changer pins! I may have done a thing adjacent that legally I can only say this much about until fall...
Yeah, I put on rainbow neurotransmitters IMMEDIATELY. Post work tired face, but so excited. POCKETS. TWIRL. SCIENCE. And perfect for Portland Pride! #SciArt #fashion @svahausa.bsky.social Want 20% off? Use my code! www.svahausa.com?referral=ID4...
Good god, sometimes my brain is on a real mission to eat itself, especially in times of shock, stress, and overwhelm. Depression lies, even when my brain says, "But what if it doesn't, though, and everyone actually hates you and everything you do?" My friend Erik in a meme is my feelings.
18 years gone tomorrow. Nancy, it remains such utter fucking bullshit that you aren't here. I love you. I love your son and grandson so much. Fuck cancer. give.ohsufoundation.org?fund_id=SMBC...
Made the choice to go to the shiny new Sky Club on short layover. Technically further but security dumps out between the train and other one and it was CLUSTERFÜNKE. It's very shiny. And they had cinnamon roll casserole.
You can do a Ted Lasso rewatch today and not give Joss Whedon a single penny for Buffy. Rest in Peace, Anthony Stewart Head. You were a delight and a marvelous talent. (I know, most of you olds have Buffy on DVD, so have at, but stream Lasso.)
The one I use the most is this lab icon from @valentinebarker.com which represents all of my research interests (the vasculature tree of the kidney and placenta, Portland, mouse models, and developmental health). It's in every talk and poster I do now, money very well spent!
Did a little Masters hooding ceremony with my Division this morning and got hooded by my longtime mentor, Dr. Mike Hutchens. Proudly Dr. Jess Hebert, PhD, MCR! Thank you, OHSU OCTRI and @pdxkidney.bsky.social! #Kidney #NephJC
I have disposed of The branches That were in The garden With which I was probably Done With piling Praise me They were heavy So big And so many
Cuddled in to read with Hudson and DEVOURED the first half of Eat Your Heart Out Vol 1 by @terryblas.bsky.social @mattynewton.bsky.social Lydia Anslow and Claudia Aguirre. Modern coming-of-age Snow White story with a Mexicana lead and queer housemates in New York. Already in love. Bucky is jealous.
I made pesto with radish greens, nasturtium, and baby spinach from my garden!
And she's graduated! Huge congratulations to Paris, my first student, on completing her senior thesis in the Hebert Lab and graduating today from Reed College! She's on to @vanderbilt.edu to work as a tech in neuroscience. I couldn't be prouder.