The noise from the neighbours building work is starting to become psychological torture

'Television is reality, and reality is less than television.' - Videodrome

I keep coming up with new ideas of elements to add to my porn project that is *already* too complicated

Men "looksmaxxing" is so funny, the DL blind leading the DL blind 😭

There's a specific type of social media profile that is ONLY seen in genuinely insane millenials who are *convinced* that no one else can tell they're insane. I'm actually starting to think that the other millenials can't tell these people are batshit...

Every now and then I remember that there are people who don't have curly pubes

Setup and ready to film this video but my neighbours are stood outside having natter, in the RAIN, and I need to wait for them to move so I can film 😭

Every new album I've listened to in the past year I've thought to myself 'why is it so short, where is the REST of it??'

And on that topic, why are all albums 38 minutes long now??? Where are the other 25-30 minutes? 🤨😐

I want to make a sticker chart. But to make a sticker chart I have to go into town and get stickers. Then I either need a printer or to print things at the library. To print at the library I need to design the sticker chart first. To design the chart I need to sit down for 3 hours at the library or-

Can someone tip me $250 so I can buy a walking pad lol

I really will block anyone and everyone lol. I'm NAKED, hello?!?! if I don't like your vibes you're out of the club 🙂‍↔️

And nobody prepares you for the fact that as a woman the latter half of your 20s is spent watching your peers shave down their jagged parts to be accepted by men and fit into all the parts of society that they proclaimed to despise.

I'll be on MFC in 30-60 mins!

Me and who??

If there's nothing on your IG to prove you're an adult then your follow request will not be approved my friends........

Mind you the trailer was safe enough for Instagram .......so they're really being dramatic with the warnings here

BTW this isn't a horny vid lol, there's some brief nudity but don't let Bsky's warning (due to seeing my underwear) mislead you!!

Why is Yourvids "100% payout" but then there's a payout fee *and* they also take 5% per international transfer.....

I didn't finish editing that vid till gone 4am, so the likelihood of me streaming today is....pretty low! If I do it'll be an MFC evening one ✨

Anyhow so I solved the conundrum of how to have a nostalgic video without it attracting preds. Thank god.

The rebrand was real, I'm fun again! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Diary of a Camgirl - July Vlog ⭐full vid is 34 mins⭐

vlog is exporting. I have my mojo back!!

If we let men sing ballads again they can defeat the manosphere

I'll have a new vlog up on fansly tomorrow ✨

Listening to the Cats original West End cast recording and I'm dead serious about it too 🐈‍⬛

Logged off bc it's dead! I'll try again tomorrow morn ✨

Thinking about the fact that being described as 'bitter' seems to be primarily reserved for women...

Deadass lost 1/3 of my subscribers bc I was blonde for 3 weeks 🥴🥴. Just zoom in on my tits, DAMN?!

I had people in the comments begging me to stop posting so many FB statuses too. It was sick 😂😂😭