Arbiter of Comedy
@jflagg24
Love to post and look at post
You tell me brother, I’m always posting on here and my shoulders barely fit through a door.
Some people came up to me about my pop a shot high score and then my daughter said “strangers were glazing me” not thrilled about the choice of words but I was King of the arcade for a minute
I don’t even want to post this but they’re saying I have to because I’m proud of myself and it’s good for my mental health.
My man is straight up too hot to bark at the workers across the street.
One bite of this sandwich would cause an Australian soccer player to defect to the USMNT. #sandwichsky
Ok the security guy at the pop up asked “if they brought me in for intimidation” and brother all those days at the gym have paid off big time.
I don’t go around sharing every sandwich I eat, but this one’s gonna put me in a coma. #sandwichsky
Many people are saying there is more to Massachusetts than Boston.
Back in the pioneer valley, the great American west. Florida, Massachusetts.
Shouting “let the big dog eat” while my family cowers in the corner of the kitchen.
Thought I was too big to be an astronaut, but it turns out I’m just too stupid and was sitting in it wrong.
Seems to be some shorts discourse going on, but I just want to remind everyone that I’ve been having an absolute blast in 5 inchers for the last 2-3 summers.
One time I saw a guy complaining that this isn’t instagram but as you can see I don’t care
I’m getting straight up bullied online. It’s always your own people.