StasiaReader

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THIS IS A FANDOM ONLY ACCOUNT. I DO NOT INTERACT WITH POLITICS. Podficcer (primarily MDZS), herded by cats, string mage, sometimes I write fanfic. Some Cherry Magic, Hobbit other small fandoms. I'm here on AO3.

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StasiaReader@jgreads· 14d

Here you go! 100 words exactly, not counting the title.

The Best Flavor
“What is it?” Jiang Cheng recoiled from the cut-crystal cup Wei Ying held out to him, eyes narrowed in suspicion.
“Aww, didi, don’t you trust me?” Wei Ying waggled the cup encouragingly. “It’s just ice cream.”
Slowly, Jiang Cheng took the cup, scooping up both purple flavors before shoving the spoon into his mouth. Five heartbeats later, his flinch made Wei Ying cackle.
“Why are you like this?” Jiang Cheng choked out past his burning throat and stinging lips. “What fucking flavor IS that?”
Wei Ying’s cackle grew to a belly laugh as he took a mouthful. “It’s Angry Grape!”

StasiaReader@jgreads· 21d

Today's already filled with chaos (confused doctor appointment dates), but at least I get a good (though less healthy) breakfast.

Looking down a paper bag at a pile of delicious fresh fries. Nom.

StasiaReader@jgreads· 27d

It's possible to have Sexy Indoor High Heels, people. (The times I've seen shoes on beds it wasn't for sexxie stuff, I just thought about House Heels, a thing that absolutely used to exist, and giggled.)

Pink kitten heels with marabou feathers and pearl clusters. These are intended to be worn in the boudoir only.

StasiaReader@jgreads· Jun 30

Here are two of my trio.

Amos, a large tan tabby cat, is sitting up, alert. Will he step on me with all 20 pounds of himself? Will he go chase his sister? Who knows!? Not Amos.

Peaches, a small tan tabby cat, is sitting on a blue fleece blanket on a box that looks out over the back deck. She's trying to decide what to do: lie down or jump on me.

StasiaReader@jgreads· Jun 26

Without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you?

A large tan tabby cat lying on his back in the sun.

StasiaReader@jgreads· Jun 17

Here it is out of the oven.

A white plate with a fish steak covered in shallots and lemon cream sauce, resting on asparagus and roasty potatoes.

StasiaReader@jgreads· Jun 11

Two of his socks with two different gusset styles. And the Kitchener bind off.

A hand knot striped sock with the gusset and bind off marked.

A handknit striped sock with the gusset and bind off marked.

A bound off edge of a handknit sock. The bind off looks like stitches curving over the top of the edge.

StasiaReader@jgreads· Jun 1

This is cat checkpoint. Relinquish your latest cat picture on your phone.

A small tan tabby cat sleeping on her back showing off her not-a-trap belly. She's on a blue fleece blanket in a window looking out over the back deck. Her name is Peaches.

A red-brown chicken is drinking dirty puddle water instead of the nice clean water just out of frame. Her name is Gravy. She's angy at me because I keep prying her off a nest. She's broody, but the egg she's sitting on is a ROCK.

StasiaReader@jgreads· May 28

Here is Amos, NOT HELPING me record a chapter of a story. He spent nearly an hour insisting on being involved with what I was doing.

Amos, a LARGE tan tabby cat, is lying extravagantly stretched out on a desk, nearly on top of a keyboard.

He is in the way.

StasiaReader@jgreads· May 28

I am TRYING to record the next chapter of the #podfic of (Re)making History, but SOMEONE isn't helping.

A large tan tabby cat is on my recording desk making sweet sweet love to my microphone. This is not helpful. NOT.

StasiaReader@jgreads· May 21

Amos is not fucking helping. #podfic #PodficCats

Amos, a large tan tabby cat, is lying on my desk. He has interrupted a recording session. He's taking up nearly the entire desk so my keyboard is about to fall off the desk.

He's purring, delighted with himself. I am less delighted.

StasiaReader@jgreads· May 12

Oh wow. I found Lan Wangji's modern outfit. ekouaer.com/products/men...

A man walks toward the viewer wearing white trousers and white shoes. On top, he's wearing an ankle-length lightweight coat in a blue florals on white pattern. It buttons to the waist and flares out at the bottom, like a cape.

It's very attractive.

StasiaReader@jgreads· Apr 21

Today's been a mixed bag. I clipped a curb and got a flat tire, but AAA came quickly to put on the spare. I ran into friends (and made a new one) and chatted, which was nice. It's bin day, which isn't fun, but the hens gave me 17 eggs today. I anticipate ~20/day in full summer.

A collage of four photos. One is my car's flat tire. One is the spare tire in the flat tire's place. One is my hens excited to eat chopped veggies. One is Amos, a large tan tabby cat, relaxing in a pile of blankets in a sun beam.

StasiaReader@jgreads· Apr 13

They're called 'vanity' plates, so they have words on them. Both my husband and I have them; his is his radio operator ID and mine is my teenage nickname. In some states, they're very expensive. In New Hampshire, they're cheap. It makes driving around a lot of fun, really.

A collage of four photos of vanity plates from New Hampshire. One says JEDIIII, one says N4ZGUL, one says B34RDWN (beardown), one says MRWANG.

StasiaReader@jgreads· Apr 5

A photo of four urinals in a tiled bathroom. Three are at the same height. The fourth is lower on the wall.

Text above says, Beethoven is everywhere.

StasiaReader@jgreads· Apr 5

post something random and maybe you will have an amazing april

Black text on a white background

1) ... dark balls of sight...
2) everybody go tf home I have officially found a worse name for eyes than 'orbs'
3) can't believe I had to read this with my own balls

StasiaReader@jgreads· Apr 3

What a pretty kitty!! Here's Amos!

A large tan tabby cat is lying in a shelf-bed in a window. He's looking at the camera, slightly confused. Slightly confused is his natural state.

StasiaReader@jgreads· Mar 31

Hey, you're a Pool Noodle!

List of fandom ship sizes:
Supercarrier
Dreadnought
Cruiser
Frigate
Gunboat

List of fandom ship sizes:
Tugboat
Rowboat
Canoe
Submarine

List of fandom ship sizes:
Pontoon
Pedalo
Barge

List of fandom ship sizes:
Raft
Barrel
Pool Noodle

StasiaReader@jgreads· Mar 31

A trans flag with the words:

To those seen and unseen every day
Your life is valid
Trans Day of Visibility
Your pronouns are real
Your safety is mandatory

StasiaReader@jgreads· Mar 24

I know it's not WYB but I was very amused at this plate I saw today.

A black audi q7 with the license plate: mrwang

StasiaReader@jgreads· Mar 21

Sometimes there's a line in a fic that's just a perfect description of a character. This is from Practical Considerations, by teawater, and theanthropologist.

But the Gusu Lan Sect should be above that, right? In the Gusu Lan Sect, truth was more important than pride. This was written in the rule book. All the great cultivators of the sect had preached it. Has anything changed now? Lan Wangji was ready to debate.

StasiaReader@jgreads· Mar 4

Post a picture you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

One of the small, overgrown islets in the mouth of the Piscataqua River. The reflection in the water is smooth and the low sunlight in the distance is warm.

A beautiful smooth river passes by deep green trees and grass.

StasiaReader@jgreads· Feb 28

All cats are the center of the universe. That's The Law.

Amos, a large tan tabby cat, is pretending to be my laundry.

Peaches, a small tan tabby cat, wants you to think she's several cans of fizzy fruit water.

StasiaReader@jgreads· Feb 22

We've been giving the excess away at my husband's work. There are 6 dozen in the downstairs fridge right now, plus the 30 waiting to come upstairs to the kitchen when there's room. So many, all delicious.

A multicolored flock of hens excitedly pecking at fresh veggies and leftover rice.

A multicolored flock of hens coming to meet me at the fence in the snow. They're mad about the snow.

StasiaReader@jgreads· Feb 21

I am delighted at how many people I see with that IKEA wing chair. Mine is the rusty orange color. It's such a good chair.

A rusty orange wing chair with matching ottoman against an oxblood colored wall. The wall color makes the chair look red. There's a wrinkled Persian-style rug on the wooden floor and sage green shelves against the wall.

StasiaReader@jgreads· Feb 18

This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone

A small tan tabby cat is pretending to be groceries in a red square box-bag. She is the cutest groceries you've ever seen.

A large tan tabby cat's face, pink nose centered, lying on his side, napping. One paw is outstretched, showing off dark beans.

StasiaReader@jgreads· Feb 17

Of course this means I'd need to PLAY the lottery, but if it's guaranteed...

An adorable drawing of Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian holding onto Xiao Pingguo with the words Winning The Lottery up at the top right as a fortune for 2026.

StasiaReader@jgreads· Feb 5

Measurements are your friend! Measure the waistband, the front and back rise*, and the inseam**. Use a cloth measuring tape, not a hardware style one. *rise: the distance from the center of the crotch to the waist, along the seam. **inseam: the distance from the crotch to the bottom hem.

A hand drawn set of instructions for where to measure a pair of pants to get good fitting information.

StasiaReader@jgreads· Feb 1

So, I'm reading it and very entertained, but wow are there some weird scent things going on. I would NEVER think of mint and sandalwood as a 'seawater' type of scent.

After the marking was completed, the entire room was filled with the scents of mint and sandalwood, as if washed by seawater.

StasiaReader@jgreads· Jan 28

@kizukatana.bsky.social I am TRYING to record chapter 6, but someone is Helping.