Javy Gwaltney
@jgwalt
Lot 94. The Terror Aboard The Speedwell. Into The Doomed World. Global Product Communications Senior Manager on Battlefield. Former editor at Game Informer. Has opinions about coffee beans.
Re: Evil Dead discourse. If you want a spiritual successor to the splatstick of the original movies and have already watched the Starz show, this gets pretty close.
One day someone will crack the code and make a great cinematic adaptation of Ulysses but until then at least The Dead got a banger adaptation from John Huston.
Gave my dog his second-favorite treat instead of his first and he hit me with this
Every LInkedIn expert's industry analysis post is just this but somehow even more obnoxious
Spending the 4th revisiting Dog Day Afternoon AKA Every Middle Manager’s Worst Nightmare AKA The Sweatiest Movie Ever
Am I good a spy? No. Do I have a healthy personal life? Also no. But I am a snazzy dresser. That should count for something.
Whenever one of my friends gets Waffle House while I’m on the west coast in constant mourning I’m reduced to this
can't we just contract someone to clean the mold while ahti is away i have decks to build plz
Director Faden fucking hates it here but by god, someone has to do the job and do it well.
Been on PTO the past week or so. Told myself I’d be completely dedicated to doing whatever the hell I wanted to do, avoiding both to-do lists and managing tasks. Cut to today, where I just realized I’ve spent the entire morning doing post-game sidequests in Control - a giant managerial clean-up.
This is how my dog reacts every time I tell him he can’t growl at any of the neighborhood dogs he has beef with