Joel

@jijoel

Van-life vagabond, exploring all over with the world's best dog. He/Him | Programmer | Acro-Yogi | 💙 💙 💙 | 🐕🐾🌎🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇺🇦🇵🇸

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Joel@jijoel· 24d

Why would you think it's AI? It's clearly, obviously not AI. Mitch McConnell has never been healthier!

A completely authentic, in no way AI generated, photo of Mitch McConnell doing a one-handed push-up with is wife balancing on him. The man is clearly in his prime, obviously not dead.

Any rumors to the contrary are fake news, made by unamerican, communist, antifa terrorists, and will be investigated by Kash Patel's FBI and prosecuted by the DOJ as soon as Todd Blanche gets confirmed which should be any day now.

Joel@jijoel· Jul 8

Ooooooh! Exciting! I'm a bit late to the party, but are we doing the "this is the future liberals want" thing again? I love these! Here's the original, from 2017.

A picture of drag queen Gilda Wabbit sitting next to a woman wearing a niquab on a bus. The caption is "This is the future that liberals want."

Joel@jijoel· Jul 5

They can be unintentionally hilarious, on occasion.

Joel@jijoel· Jul 1

It all started with this post, by a guy who seems pretty upset at anything progressives do. (I also took a screen shot, just in case the original posts get blocked/deleted/whatevered) Of course, we all find it hilarious.

Kat: Just learned about Culver’s shrimp today and we’re now eating it for the second time in 5 hours

Elite Grifters: Kat Abughazaleh, who claims to be poor, posted yesterday about buying fast-casual shrimp twice in a day.

Joel@jijoel· Jun 28

When I read about what could have been, it just makes me sad. It could have been amazing. I would literally be there, in Washington DC, right now, soaking it in. 😢😢😢

linuscatt · 1d ago
I worked at Smithsonian, specifically raising money for 250th. What I want people to know is we secured millions of private philanthropy to host a month long Folklife Festival on the mall, "The Festival of Festivals". Was going to feature well known festivals, think Burning Man, Farm Aid, Grand Ole Oprey etc. as well as smaller local and regional festivals from across the U.S. and territories. Goal was to feature truly the best and most beautiful creative expression in music, dance, arts and craft traditions, food, community etc. Can't name names but plan was to have headliners every night for free concerts.... Think the types of names who might be affiliated with the aforementioned large festivals. Stars were willing to perform because was under banner of Smithsonian. It had to all be scrapped bc the administration would not release permits to host on the mall. The money went elsewhere, but our nation was robbed of what would have been a once in a generation cultural moment.

Joel@jijoel· Jun 20

I remember it well.

You misunderstood

I said fuck *your* feelings.

*My* feelings are very important, and must be handled gently, like a tiny baby hummingbird.

Joel@jijoel· Jun 18

Sox and I visited the Reflecting Pool in 2024, before the multimillion dollar renovations to make it green. I think it looked much nicer, then!

Joel@jijoel· May 16

This kind of work not only attracts sadists, but actually creates them.

Rudolf Diels, the first head of the Gestapo, once observed, "The infliction of physical punishment is not every man's job, and naturally we were only too glad to recruit men who were prepared to show no squeamishness at their task. Unfortunately, we knew nothing about the Freudian side of the business, and it was only after a number of instances of unnecessary flogging and meaningless cruelty that I tumbled [sic] to the fact that my organization had been attracting all the sadists in Germany and Austria without my knowledge for some time past. It had also been attracting unconscious sadists, i.e. men who did not know themselves that they had sadist leanings until they took part in a flogging. And finally it had been actually creating sadists. For it seems that corporal chastisement ultimately arouses sadistic leanings in apparently normal men and women. Freud might explain it."

Joel@jijoel· Mar 28

My Australian Shepherd wearing a sign saying “Justice for Cricket! Bite Noem” at a No Kings march.

Joel@jijoel· Feb 26

Homan may have been hired by Obama, but I think it was only after being given license to commit atrocities by 🍊💩 was his true evil revealed.

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Joel@jijoel· Jan 3

For anyone questioning the legality of attacking Venezuela and abducting their leader:

Remember we're talking about a highly corrupt leader, a known criminal who used his high office to make billions for himself, and has manipulated elections to stay in power, has used his military against his own citizens, has protected his corrupt friends and punished his political enemies.

And the President of Venezuela did some bad things too.

Joel@jijoel· Dec 11

I’d be ok with that, too… just crop out the 🍊💩. Keeping fingers crossed that the Center for Biological Diversity wins their lawsuit to force the government to follow the law soon!

Joel@jijoel· Dec 11

If you’re disgusted about 🍊💩’s face plastered on the National Park annual pass, get a pass immediately, before the new one comes out next year. I got this today. Hopefully the Center for Biological Diversity will win their lawsuit and the picture on passes will follow Federal law again.

An America the Beautiful Annual Pass. The Federal Lands Recreation Enhancement Act requires the annual pass to feature a public photo-contest winner—which next year is a Glacier shot—rather than a presidential portrait, and forbids creating new national pass types beyond those specified by Congress.

Joel@jijoel· Dec 1

Picture of Franklin the turtle behind bars, with caption: Franklin goes to jail

Joel@jijoel· Nov 17

A picture of migrants lifting a cow over the border wall, with the caption:

High beef prices are a result of South American immigrants bringing their diseased cattle here.

Scott Bessent, US Treasury Secretary

Joel@jijoel· Nov 12

Is it? Or is it really un-dead?

Joel@jijoel· Nov 1

Picture of a little boy in a frog costume and a little girl in a princess costume trick-or treating. Four agents wearing camouflage uniforms and covering their faces are pointing weapons at them. The caption reads: Kids: be careful! There are real monsters hunting humans tonight.

Joel@jijoel· Oct 19

Nah… dogs have their places in the revolution. :-)

Cute Australian shepherd wearing a sign that says “Justice for Cricket - Bite Noem”

Joel@jijoel· Sep 30

Reactions to Pete Hegseth's speech to the military brass:

Generals: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot ??!?
Pete: Did somebody say whiskey?

Joel@jijoel· Sep 3

For #WaterfallWednesday, here's a photo I took at Niagara Falls last year.

Close up of Niagara Falls. So much water!

Joel@jijoel· Aug 30

A happy dog, wearing #shiny rabbit ears, for today's #BlueSkyArtShow

Joel@jijoel· Aug 29

Portrait of the president with the caption Letting the country burn while ICE abducts firefighters

Joel@jijoel· Aug 27

I want to see this movie. :-)

Picture of Ryan Gosling on a sidewalk in Washington, DC, wearing a pink shirt. The caption reads: Sandwich Guy -- ICE made him angry, But Subway made him a hero.

Joel@jijoel· Aug 17

It's clear that Trump loves Putin, but I think it's an unrequited love. Putin only loves the things Trump does for him.

Joel@jijoel· Aug 15

Joel@jijoel· Aug 3

Evolution of MAGA

Joel@jijoel· Aug 2

This picture of Sox always makes me smile. I’m really impressed that you were able to reach out when depressed. I’ve historically not been able to do that. You’ve got this! <virtual hugs>

Joel@jijoel· Jul 30

I think we already know what was in that missing minute.