Crystal
@jikei723
Duke fan 🏀 Ally 🏳️🌈 Grandma Big fan of humanity. It’s a shame humans have to ruin it. The /s should always be assumed.
I do not know what to do with all of this mint. Or the tower of dill. Or the oregano, thyme, and rosemary bushes. So they'll just be dehydrated. And the plants are still huge 😅
Okay time for fun. Go into your photo roll or whatever, and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud. Here's mine.
It's time to play my playlist of all of Isbell songs on repeat for the next week. All 207. 😅 bless the person who created this
Post a thirst trap, Go: It was a toss up, really. Only because I couldn't crop the other people out of the picture of me in my grumpy cat Christmas pajamas with the flashing lights.
Post the: Last movie you saw 🎬 Last game you played 🎮 Last show you watched 🖥 Last song you listened to 🎶
So this is not great I did manage to find a shop to get me in immediately (after calling 4 others and being nearly in tears... the last one had said Thursday) alternator. $810 estimate. At least I'm still at Em's I guess...could be worse. Stranded in Ohio or something. But fuuuuuuccckkk
Apparently, *this* is just what my hair is doing today in every picture with my grandkids. Nothing I've done will make it go away. Thanks, Midwest.
It's wild to me that most of this town looks exactly as it did 30 years ago. Right down to 4th Street Records.
I have to pack my car. It's parked waaaaay down there. And around the corner. And down the street. Because I have no street. Good timing. 😅
The only solace I take in this is how it's going to affect the "state fair" 😏 Otherwise RIP my electric bill
I'm going to need approximately 32 cans of this to store in my cabinet for later. OMG.
When voicemail transcription goes terribly wrong. I'm not blocking out the number bc it's an MLM spammer, so fuck them. But 🤣🤣🤣