Jill

@jillwho

She/her, ADHD goblin, animal lover, snarky klutz. Known for being bitey. 🏳️‍🌈LGBTQIA+ ally🏳️‍🌈

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Jill@jillwho· 11d

Loving the weather out here ⛈️

Jill@jillwho· 13d

Feeling very judged by a toy rn.

Picture of a small stripey stuffed kitty with big, mournful (and slightly accusatory, I might add) blue eyes. From my seat, it looks to be staring right at me.

Jill@jillwho· May 30

Why is she so small 🥹

A dilute calico kitty curled up in a little ball, her smallness emphasized by the large swathe of blanket around her

Jill@jillwho· May 3

Post your warning sign

A white warning sign with black writing reading "Coming up: Greater Horrors"

Jill@jillwho· Apr 13

If you see this, post something you saved because it's funny.

VHS cover showing The 4 Types of Husband. Husband one is a smiling, Supportive husband. #2 is the Yummy variant (it's just Some Guy Looking Suave), #3 is Very Large (a close-up of the middle of a man's face takes up this square), and #4 is, well...#4 is Brian. Brian looks like he escaped from a Limp Bizkit concert back in 1999.

Jill@jillwho· Apr 13

Yes, I totally want a delicious broccoli or mustard accord to go with my tropical fruit perfume

A picture of various tropical fruits and such as part of a perfume ad. In text on the right of the picture, it lists out the perfume's notes. The top notes are broccoli, mustard, tangerine...mid notes tropical fruit, and base notes are vanilla, musk, and sandalwood. An odd mix of scents, to be sure.

Jill@jillwho· Feb 23

BEEP BEEP BEEP

Jill@jillwho· Feb 10

Just got this gorgeous ring I ordered from @peculiarityshop.bsky.social! Pic doesn't do it justice, IT'S SO PRETTY

A close-up of my hand wearing a ring. The ring is sterling silver with 3 pieces of amber stacked on top of each other, going from a darker, almost green amber, to a pale yellow on top. It's more sparkly in person, I just have a shitty ipad camera to use and I'm terrible at focus.

Jill@jillwho· Feb 7

A moment of calm

A mostly white calico kitty slumbers on her side

Jill@jillwho· Jan 25

This is what it looks like when someone wants to make you an unwilling participant in their humiliation fetish. Don't be that person.

Screenshot of a message I was sent on Reddit, it reads: "Hello, I know this is stupid, perhaps pathetic, but anyway, I honestly didn't think I was going to write to you, but hey, Audentes fortune iuvat, I have a strange doubt but I assure you that without morbidity, do you think that a boy like me with a small penis of between 8 to 10cm can achieve or should even consider looking for a partner? The truth is that lately I have had some not very pleasant thoughts, you know derived from that, anyway that's all, I'm looking for an opinion or at best some help, I value honesty a lot so be as honest as possible, the truth is I don't care, I prefer a painful truth to a white lie, whatever you want, by the way I totally understand if you send me to hell or whatever, people already have enough with their own problems and I'm sure they write to you a lot, anyway, thank you in advance and a greetings."

Jill@jillwho· Jan 25

Callie in the blanket nest again, being all tiny and adorable 🥰

Little calico kitty curled up in a blanket nest

Calico kitty in her blanket nest from the side, eyes open and nose pink

Calico kitty in her blanket nest with eyes closed, looking cute af

Jill@jillwho· Jan 25

I like to make a nest out of a comforter for the kitties, and it makes me so happy to see them use it 🥹

A nest made out of a comforter with a little calico girl curled up in the middle of it

Jill@jillwho· Dec 29

I'm absolutely losing it over this video 🤣 The dramatics, the music, the wife/gf filming, it's certainly...something.

Jill@jillwho· Dec 27

Discovered recently that mini (and MICRO MINI?!) cows exist. Look at this fuzzy baby! She's a miniature highland :D

A super fluffy, mini highland cow. She's got pale beige fur and an adorable black nose. She also has ridiculously long lashes.

Jill@jillwho· Nov 28

If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

Pixelated scene that looks like a village covered in snow, but it's actually various places to visit on the ImagiNation Network (INN). INN was created by Sierra On-Line and released in 1991.

I spent a lot of time on INN playing spades and randomly chatting with people. I am old as balls.

Jill@jillwho· Nov 27

Orangutan sitting in a green wood chair, staring off into the distance, wearing a cute little straw hat with flowers

Jill@jillwho· Nov 11

What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a kid?

A horrifyingly ugly "witch" from the 1985 movie "House." Imagine if a bloated corpse still had hair, and a mouth full of sharp teeth...that's the "witch."

Jill@jillwho· Oct 30

Ask and ye shall receive :P

Satirical article about a Christian couple maintaining abstinence through first two years of marriage. In order to calm themselves when they start having "bedroom thoughts," the woman mists herself with cool water, and the man eats a whole raw potato.

Jill@jillwho· Oct 20

Screenshot from Discord of me saying "I don't fucking know dude, don't make me make fucking lists"

Jill@jillwho· Oct 16

Side-view of a Betamax tape of Flight of the Navigator

Jill@jillwho· Oct 9

Meme pic that says "It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out"

Jill@jillwho· Oct 5

Learn something new every day!

A picture showing an asteroid hitting the Earth, while text under it reads "The trout population is very sensitive to changes to the environment. Including but not limited to: an asteroid impact with the energy of several million nuclear warheads."

Jill@jillwho· Sep 30

Watching more Demon Slayer, casually losing my shit

A still image from the anime Demon Slayer, showing 3 of the main characters. They're youngish boys made to look like they are actually little girls. Their faces are lookin goofy as hell with big eyes, bright circles of blush on their cheeks, and very overdrawn red lips.

Jill@jillwho· Sep 10

Jill@jillwho· Aug 29

Couldn’t have asked for better weather for my last day here! And yes I did acquire new jewelry, thanks for noticing.

A sunny day on the Ocean City Boardwalk. Many shops line one side.

A view of sandy dunes with the ocean behind. The sky is a gorgeous blue with many fluffy clouds.

A hand with a plastic ugly-ass crab ring on the ring finger. It’s very much a ring for children but I have cursed baby hands, so it fits perfectly.

Jill@jillwho· Aug 25

A wooden version of the game “Connect 4” on a porch with a mischevious little imp (aka a little girl) fusses with the round wooden discs of red and black.

Jill@jillwho· Aug 20

This is me right now (I lost my whitening tray)

Kiefer Sutherland's face with his mouth open weirdly and he's all teeth

Jill@jillwho· Aug 16

All grown up! She weighs a whopping 6.2lbs now. :D

A small dilute calico kitty is curled up on a white blanket. She looks aggravated but that's just her face.

Jill@jillwho· Aug 16

For #Caturday, my Callie when she was still a wee kitten. I can't believe she's 10 years old!

A smoll dilute calico kitty resting awkwardly on a blue-jeaned lap.

A tiny dilute calico kitten is sleeping on her side on a bed. Above and below her are L A R G E kitties, one a brown-striped tabby, the other a floofy greybie.

Jill@jillwho· Jul 12

Do I want a Rimworld Hive Queen plush?? Look at her!