I made a meme for a man and he didn’t laugh
Just had an interaction where I wasn't awkward and said all the appropriate niceties
Me when I want a week off from work
A lot of libs posting AI Mitch McConnell hospital memes... fuckin weak
Russia when they get away with killing a senator
“Early demise”
He was 84 you sick fuck
This restaurant needs to calm down
Someone told me to touch grass… yet electromagnetic repulsion exists
Looks like one of those bad renaissance paintings
“If u like piña coladas…”
“Pave paradise and put up a pedo lot” or whatever Joni Mitchell said
Vance visiting Trump at Walter Reed
BREAKING: Cracker Barrel settles on new design
Some things and bits in my life if u even care
Tucking my micro penis in here
That’s too many meats, Arby’s… you gotta stop, man y-you gotta stop
These are the mosquitoes bill gates promised
*Van Halen music getting louder*
new clipse album is great but this gd line gets me every time
Landlord: I can paint over it if you want
Me: no no, it can stay