Here is the full picture, do you follow Avery Tomasco on Facebook? He’s my favorite meteorologist.

When you live in San Marcos and you’re painted red on the weather forecast, we assume that’s fine, right? I’m glad we were all friends and I’ll see you in the next life.

Miss Rose is all her glory.

Fuck you, Texas. The nanniest of the nanny states. Fuckers.

My kid is in full on “I want to talk to a manager” mode.

For clarification because no one can really trust pictures these days, on the left is the Nazi Eagle and on the right is an art work featuring it. Uncropped for sourcing.

You know why I cringed immediately? Because it reminded me of this:

Firing at a man already on the ground with a gunshot wound, where is the threat to you at that point? Why was he shot in the first place? Why couldn’t they use a non lethal option like a taser? www.sanmarcosrecord.com/news/article...

It will always be Marine World.

She was stunning, talented and like so many of her era, she’s not as well remembered as she deserves. Mr. Peabody and the Mermaid is my favorite film of hers. Rest well.❤️

“Mother, look at me. Pay attention to me, now.”

Anyone seen a 15 foot tall Giraffe? Answers to Gracie, rounded ears, 5k reward. Not a joke. (Seriously, not a joke)

The empathy of a younger brother is unmatched, truly.

I love my cat. I would die for this cat. 🥹

The good thing about my kids being bigger than me is that they can pick my ass up off the ground. 🤣

Thank you. I’d like to thank my Mother, who raised me right.

Bad cops are just fucking cockroaches.

Been getting these for hours. I GET IT. Goddamn, please let me sleep.😭

My beautiful twins.💕

Miss Rose and Charlie enjoying a light morning breeze before the heat rolls in.

Spent an hour looking for Miss Rose. She snuck by someone and got locked in the pantry again. 🤦‍♀️

Happy Birthday, asshole. 🎉

My kids like to change my avatars on streaming services, almost daily, to mess with me, especially when they’re mad at me. Today, I’m Glinda on Peacock. I don’t know what it means. 🤣

She was hilarious. Look at the feets!

Naptime is over, time to beg for treats and trip people on the stairs.

Aaaaaand she’s out.

Miss Rose has settled in for her midday Tuesday nap.

If I had the money to buy anything, I’d love to own these two. So hopefully they do consider doing prints.

Nice, pretty, fluffy clean hair…a wet muggy mess in five minutes outside taking out the garbage. There is no point in showering, it’s a soupy bath outside with mosquito croutons.