Let me just do a quick check on how ol’ Bill Cassidy voted on RFK Jr’s confirmation to be the head of American public health and … Ah, well, ya see, Bill. There’s your problem right here …

Try to tell me the skyline doesn’t have the juice all you want, but when I’m getting this back to back I’m just not going to believe you.

Computer: Enhance. … I SAID, ENHANCE.

The grim reaper:

“Fraudsters? Man, I thought we were friends.”

Again, had you pitched this idea of this being what a second Trump term would look like, you’d have been called a reactionary lib etc etc. Anyway, enjoy your Brawndo, America, it’s what plants crave.

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy 

What in the ever loving shit.

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone

Oh yeah, I am 1000% now becoming the Joker. This is the last straw. Sorry in advance for my pending wrath of destruction. *screams and cackles*

Tailgaters rn:

Flipping a grunt update:

The SCOTUS Republicans stole when it’s time for southern states to do some racism.

A true hero.

🎶 Bring on the dancing horses …🎶

I vOtEd FoR HiM bEcAUsE oF gAs PriCeS, I doN’t CaRe aBoUt sOmE RaCisT tWeeTs LoLz

The amazing thing about this headline is, you barely even have to finish reading it before you jump up and scream YES, OF COURSE, PRIVATE EQUITY IS DOING THIS.

If you see this, I implore you to quote skeet with an unusual image from your posting device without explanation Still definitely use alt text, though

You will also be not surprised to know, AI did miserably at this task.

We are living in the dumbest timeline.

Is there a particular reason we have to constantly endure the world’s most unqualified dipshits furiously masturbating next to the bloated orange husk of a racist game show host?

BuT tHe mArKeTz

Back to back in my TL just now.