Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Mads Mikkelsen’s Hannibal and he sounds just like he does when he’s in a therapy session with Will Graham… Everyone around me gets to hear about how I’m a fragile little teacup and I have to live with that.

Seven shipmates(and their cat) get crushed by corporate monsters

That Outland disc fucking rips and I’m very glad I snagged one a few months back. The Tsukamoto box set is on its way for me!

If it’s #LotteryDay then do yourself a favor and see this awesome feature debut that was clearly inspired by it: Best Wishes to All

Thank you to the absolute rockstars at @strictscrutiny.bsky.social for injecting the (obvious on reflection, but no less AMAZING) #MakeAlgaeGreatAgain into my brain. Y'all are the best!

I swear to god I do this with every text generator...

Suck it, Fuckface Von Clownstick.

Miss me? I know you missed me. Let's get a vacation stream of Saros in before I'm back to work tomorrow! twitch.tv/JoeMertens

You can tell by the cloud cover that it’s still the weekend… #mackinacisland #kfaf #gregsux

Given that I’m currently sitting in the harbor on Mackinac Island, I can’t even begin to imagine…

Hey, sooner or later we all go into the fertilizer business.

Back with more SAROS... let's finally get into that third biome! twitch.tv/JoeMertens

Looks great!

Vance, he’s the king of another fucking country, you numb, couch-fucking dipshit. You know what “no kings” means. Don’t make me tap the sign.

No Silent Hill 2 or SAROS tonight... We're trying Platform 8! Join me! twitch.tv/JoeMertens

Streaming more #SAROS right meow! Can I make it to the second boss a second time? Let's lock in and find out! twitch.tv/JoeMertens

Shirt's on the way! Fuck these assholes!

So I'm really starting to gel with #SAROS and need to keep at it to make any real progress... we're skipping Silent Hill 2 and getting in some more bullet hell tonight! JOIN US! twitch.tv/JoeMertens

Can I finally get my shit together and beat this first boss in SAROS? Let's find out! twitch.tv/JoeMertens

What's another #StarWarsDay without a stream of one of my favorite games from 30 years ago, Dark Forces? Come swing by the chat and let's talk about YOUR favorite Star Wars games! Going live right meow! #Maythe4thBeWithYou twitch.tv/JoeMertens