Bit bemused by this one tbh. It was a foul, it was in a clear goal scoring opportunity. Even Hearts fans I know didn’t complain about the red card (too busy complaining about our first goal tbf!)

Says it all 🤣

Out on the deckchair, caipirinha in hand, fish grilling nicely.

Is it true you once watched Yamal play Ronaldo in a World Cup knockout match? That must have been amazing!

Well it can’t be as much as a slog as last season. Another year another optimistic eejit wasting his disposable income on trains to Aberdeen just to watch us play.

Best there ever was in my opinion

First (only?) Aberdeen player.

Well done to Shankland getting two goals this afternoon.

Best part of making meringue really.

Pleased to get this mind.

Thrilled to get the Infantino shiny though.

The panini World Cup sticker albums ain’t what they once were.

Willie Miller egg

The lack of Miller on this list (as well as a few others, Jack Charlton at Leeds springs to mind) really shows that the media think football started in 1992.

Convinced this will taste terrible but I simply couldn’t resist. I’ll move onto Tanqueray if it’s undrinkable.

First time, maybe ever, I’ve been more excited by a rugby match than an Aberdeen one. Come on Scotland!

Jesus Christ that’s an absolute howler from VAR. Surely it has to be binned before next season? What’s the fucking point?

This is what pancakes look like

Lulling them into a false sense of security before the cup game… Ach well. At least there’s a boozer in Edinburgh that sells good beer.

Time to celebrate

Get fucking in!!

Come on Scotland!

Thing are going bad for the club when we reveal new signings in front of the washing machines.

Is there anything more pathetic in chess than this? About to lose the game and don’t have the decency to see it out or resign, but you abandon the game instead.

Mashed neep and tattie on the same plate has always bothered me so made neep rosti instead, and whisky sauce is a bit bland for me so did a Brie and courgette cream reduction instead. Happy Burns nicht abdy

Thought Nisbet was hard done by but that’s nothing compared to Killie. VAR is making the game worse. Just finish it now.

Middle of helping some children with maths in a class in Edinburgh and the class teacher just hands me God’s signature

Even worse it’s this ‘Bavarian Pilsner’ version. Definitely worse than normal Tennents. Pretty insipid, light mouthfeel, less flavour, no finish at all and nothing like as good as actual European Pilsners.

Saw a heron and a moorhen (hard to see in this photo but it’s there) on my way home from work today and it gave me an overwhelming sense of joy, one I’ve ridden all evening. Funny how the little things can be so impactful.