“Are you wearing the…” “…The Zeelool Bear Pride Flag glasses? Yes, I am.”

I DON’T ALWAYS WIN IT’S CUZ I’M YOSHI AT MARIO KART BUT WHEN I DO

Happy TES THDPSSSSPS release day for those who celebrate

Skeletor wishes a happy International Non-Binary People’s Day to they/them who celebrate 💛🤍💜🖤

Got bad FOMO b/c LA got a new bishop and I wasn’t invited 🥲 But at least I’ll get to see the First Lady in November 💖

I can’t tell if there’s one homosexual too few on Del Taco’s advertising team or one homosexual too many

It’s that time of the year again 🥲 ⚓️

This is what happens if you fall in the reflecting pool 😨

Workshopping a drag king name for my husband August for an event we’re hosting at a church

Seeing Gritty holding a stick with rainbow tape healed something inside me I didn’t even know was broken 🥹

My brain says LIVE LAUGH LOVE, SIMPLY OFTEN MUCH

The only way to preserve the dignity of the Games is to have the men do the obstacle course naked, like the Greeks intended 🫣

This pun makes me irrationally angry 😠 A pun should not be so bad that it only works when written and *not* spoken

On FB somebody posted a pic of Connor Storrie at the Met Gala and said he’s “effortlessly beautiful” I replied, “MA’AM. That is custom Saint Laurent, Tiffany jewels, hours’-long hair & makeup…’effortless,’ what 🤨”

None of these words are in the Bible 😭

Repping anti-ableist, anti-classist, anti-racist, anti-nationalist, queer-celebrating Christianity at No Kings Riverside today 💖

Me, getting ready to loose a string of nonsense syllables if somebody challenges me to name my favorite hockey player:

Both this question and the comments were designed in a laboratory to annoy me specifically 😠

Mariah Carey singing at the Olympics opening ceremony 🤦🏼‍♀️ If only there were a globally famous Italian singer

My first Olympics crush is Korey Dropkin from the U.S. mixed doubles curling team 😍

I bet he thinks the Cerberus is a myth 🙄

Because of the Heated Rivalry soundtrack, I’m listening to Feist again for the 1st time in 10-15 years I never figured out if the “sea lion woman” in the song is top-half sea lion or bottom-half sea lion 🤔

“Heated Rivalry” does such important representation Of gay, sure But I mean of people who know we’re hot enough that we can get away with being *really* annoying

This was my “Heated Rivalry”

Omg I bent down at work this morning and ripped a big hole in the crotch of my pants 🙈 Thank God I had first period prep I stapled my pants together and then went to Target and bought slacks

Just a taste:

Omg not another “kids are being over-diagnosed” scare 🙄 The one in the 90’s helped keep me undiagnosed in my childhood 😪

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

Me, to the casting director: 🎶We could’ve had it ALLLLLLL🎶