It will be if they bring back this guy!

I’m embracing my old biddy era. This will be part of my email signature line going forward.

Bichon!

Upside down puppies are some of the best puppies.

Just call her “Sunny Jim”.

Don’t forget this high af fisher.

Trouble also likes a hot stone massage on her tummy.

Join me for a spot of tea?

And she’s a 12 pound gaurd dog

Not this?

Not because of this?

I got see it at sunset last summer

Dolly Parton also appears bigger than her momma in photos. It’s the curse of being 3 apples high.

He needs this collar.

In unrelated news, I might be a basic bitch.

If you haven’t done Connections yet, look away. Otherwise, what the actual fuck?

Trouble the frog princess has offered virtual snugs.

Two signs? Oh, Imma totally gonna sit on that big ass fossil.

“Did we just become best friends?”. “Yup!”.

FYI, this is John (JD) Roberts.

The Frog Princess (Trouble) and Miss. Inappropriate (Dolly Parton).

So I was definitely not watching TikTok videos of Jadon Ritter dancing to the theme to Matlock during my conference.

Just missed the Boston Marathon today.

Love Liberty of London and that pattern.

Right back at ya.

I can see the conflicted look on her face.

Dolly Parton has nursed multiple family members through major medical crises. She’s back on duty this week.

Samesies.