Gemolisch

@jodievdw

Queer Aussie neurodivergent writer, performer, poet, comedian, all that sort of thing. Side quest shouting about accessibility. Shenanigans by appointment.

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Gemolisch@jodievdw· 20d

He's not spoilt.

A large black & white tomcat lies surrounded by an absolute shitload of toys he's spread across the floor. It's a mix of cat toys, small stuffies, and a My Little Pony he inexplicably adores. There's also a big empty basket, where all the toys were this morning.

Gemolisch@jodievdw· 20d

Ok but WHY does it taste like tinned mushrooms??? #LunchFail

The nutritional gumph and ingredients on a tub of Woolworths leek & potato soup. It allegedly contains water, potato, milk, leek, cream, onion, tapioca starch (ooh fancy), garlic, and "seasoning". So why can I only taste the revolting umami funk of tinned champignions???

Gemolisch@jodievdw· 26d

I clicked the Ooshies button. I am now proud owner of 3 Darth Vaders, 3 Buzz Lightyears, 2 Elsas, 2 Mandalorians, a Baby Yoda, and what I can only describe as Some Guy and also Some Guy, But Glowing. Would a Spider-Man have really been too much to ask?????

A hand holding two ooshies - inch-high rubbery plastic landfill in the shape of various pop culture characters. Woolworths gives you a free one for every however-much you spend. One is some blue dude in some kind of armour and a red tunic, crouching dramatically. The other is some guy in a hooded cloak, in that cloudy translucent plastic that glows green in the dark. I have no idea who they're supposed to be, or even what franchise they're from.

Gemolisch@jodievdw· Jul 11

I also like to live dangerously.

Bathroom sink. Two white tubes in near-identical tube squeezers. One is toothpaste. One is Deep Heat muscle liniment. Choose wisely.

Gemolisch@jodievdw· Jul 10

POV: you tried to lie down and get some damn peace for three whole seconds. (They then had a spat over who got to sit on me, now Moth has stalked off to sulk and Scooter is chewing the lamp cord. Welcome to the clowder.)

A lorge stripey tomcat is lying on my chest right up in my business. He is licking the head of another lorge tom, this one black and white, who has just joined us and is trying to shoulder into his spot on top of me.

Gemolisch@jodievdw· Jul 2

Related, the best Halloween costume I've ever seen was someone who came as the ominous email that just says "there is a new message in your MyGov inbox". Do you have an extra $1.26 tax refund, or are you going to jail for accidental fraud? Spend six hours resetting your password to find out.

An Australian (you can tell because they have a mullet) wearing all black with a sign around their neck. It is a printscreen of the worst email you can get in Australia.
From: notreply@my.gov.au
To: you
There is a new message in your myGov inbox.
Do not reply to this email.

Gemolisch@jodievdw· Jun 17

Scarfolk Council PSA: Whatever you do, Don't. Fro 12th January 1973 it will be nonlonger legal. Don't be one of those people who mistakes doing for not doing, or you could face a fine. For more information please re-read this poster.

Gemolisch@jodievdw· Jun 15

I got told off by a biblically accurate speed camera for this content.

Gemolisch@jodievdw· Jun 15

Apparently we're doing this now?

Gemolisch@jodievdw· Jun 10

Rat-kin photos incoming!

A tiny ceramic pumpkin. The top half is a lid.

The pumpkin lid is removed to reveal two wee ceramic rats snuggled up inside. One is reading a book.

Gemolisch@jodievdw· Jun 1

Moth says hi!

A big stripey tom cat, lit moodily by a decorative lamp. He's doing one of those cat yawns where their whole face turns inside out like those things from that horror movie.

Gemolisch@jodievdw· May 30

I didn't, as planned, finish writing my @coherentcomedy.bsky.social set in the break between workshops, but I did get some research done. #SpoilersSweetie

The flags of Austria, Denmark, Georgia, Indonesia, Japan, Bahrain, Canada, Poland, Singapore, Tonga, Monaco, Peru, Switzerland, Tunisia & Turkey. They're all variations on red and white.

Gemolisch@jodievdw· May 30

Decent spot. Someone should throw some sort of literary festival here. #CapricornCoastWritersFestival

Main Bea h, Yeppoon, looking toward Emu Park. We see a vast amount of clear blue sky and a flat AF beach with a flat AF ocean beyond. There's some sort of promontory or point or whatever with some houses on it in the distance. In the near foreground, a wide concrete footpath with some moderately batshit swirly stencil pattern going on.

Gemolisch@jodievdw· May 29

Friday feels.

A big-ass black and white tomcat relaxing in one of those weird cat tree plastic dish things. His markings look a little bit like someone's drawn a cock & balls across his face.

Gemolisch@jodievdw· May 29

Clippy this, Clippy that, when will this nosy bitch pay for her crimes?

The weird graphic of a grotesquely distorted mouthless woman with a thousand-yard stare that Google Drive displays when a folder has no files in it. Get out of my folder, bitch, if I wanted you there I'd upload you.

Gemolisch@jodievdw· May 28

The Pertwee-era Doctor Who episode title graphics, but the title is "young old face" which is how Terrence Dicks always described Pertwee in the novelisations for some reason.

Gemolisch@jodievdw· May 22

What is the charge? Enjoying a snack? A succulent halal snack? (No, Little Man did not get any.)

A particularly fine example of a halal snack pack (shaved doner kebab meat over hot chips, garlic sauce, no cheese) with a feline sniffing one corner.

Gemolisch@jodievdw· May 17

Lovely new set of dice from the markets this morning.

A set of dice (4, 6, 8, 10, 12 & 20 sided) in the blue, white, pink colours of the trans flag. Because trans women are women, trans men are men, nonbinary people & asexual people are valid.

Gemolisch@jodievdw· May 9

post your warning sign.

Hipster protest sign meme. His sign says: Chat GPT is telling the dumbest person you know that they're absolutely right.

Gemolisch@jodievdw· May 6

Surfing the Colesworth discount rack means my rations this week include a daily baby pepsi, which I foolishly thought would not be enough to make me wired and squirrelly and climbing the walls.

Baby tin of pepsi max, enjoyed while staring at my screen at work. For loose definitions of "enjoyed". And "work".

Gemolisch@jodievdw· May 5

Evidence:

A lizard holding a paintbrush, perched on a chocolate Swiss roll.

Gemolisch@jodievdw· May 4

Give the pail time, it might catch up.

A path. In the foreground, a pail. Far beyond that, the words "the pun".

Gemolisch@jodievdw· May 3

The cats usually only go Velcro Mode when the weather's cool but Moth's decided 25 degrees will do to glue himself to me. Such a snuggly boy. When he wants to be.