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Joe 9️⃣🕘

@joekeller

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Joe 9️⃣🕘@joekeller· Jul 13

Sad ass guy drinking a gross green milkshake

Joe 9️⃣🕘@joekeller· Jul 8

Red text on a black background reading; "A FUNNY, SEXY MOVIE!"

Joe 9️⃣🕘@joekeller· Jun 25

Whoever wins we lose

"Harrison Ford vs. Jason Alexander"

Joe 9️⃣🕘@joekeller· Jun 25

William Seward with a text bubble in red above him reading "NO!!!"

Joe 9️⃣🕘@joekeller· Jun 18

"frenetic crud"

Joe 9️⃣🕘@joekeller· Jun 17

Stony Plain Road Dairy Queen, Edmonton Alberta Canada

Dairy Queen icecream cake decorated with an offset Peter Griffin lifting his blue tank-top to reveal his nipple

Joe 9️⃣🕘@joekeller· Jun 15

"As a Quebecois poutine nerd,"

Joe 9️⃣🕘@joekeller· Jun 14

RT

Tweet from 14/6/2018 by @ Chill_items reading "They should separate bathrooms by pee and poop. That way, I’d get a big belly laugh!"

Joe 9️⃣🕘@joekeller· Jun 11

Call my fat little ugly ass a Mohist, I guess..

text from a site evaluating your status as it would've been in the Warring States period of Chinese history, my results reading;

"Mohist

Mozi, c. 470–391 BCE — universal love and the discipline of utility
You would have been a Mohist — a follower of Mozi (c. 470–391 BCE), founder of one of the great schools of the Hundred Schools period. You believed in universal love (jian ai) — impartial concern for everyone, against the Confucian gradation of moral concern by relationship. You opposed offensive war (and Mohists were famous for sending fortification experts to help besieged states), supported meritocracy against hereditary privilege, advocated frugality against aristocratic display, opposed elaborate funerals and music, and believed in Heaven as a moral force that rewards and punishes. The Mohists were organized like a religious-military order under a grand master (juzi). After the Han dynasty the school disappeared as a coherent movement and was only rediscovered in the late Qing. You are the figure of the consequentialist-egalitarian — utilitarian in something like the modern sense, anti-elitist, pacifist except in defense, organized for action.

secondary affinities

法Legalist

Strict laws applied equally; administrative methods; institutional authority over personal virtue.

稷下Jixia Academy Scholar

Subsidized to debate; professional thinker; minister without portfolio; cross-school argument as public good.

荀Xunzian Confucian

Human nature is bad; ritual and study civilize it; pessimist about persons, optimist about institutions."

Joe 9️⃣🕘@joekeller· May 28

Found this deliciously archived thing I said in april 2024... and oh, it's so Delicious..

Joe 9️⃣🕘@joekeller· May 27

Some funky ass piece of shit thought it a big chuckle and a half to put this garlic in descending order. FUCK whoever did this.

My hand holding a string of five garlic bulbs descending in size from the top

Joe 9️⃣🕘@joekeller· May 23

Notification reading "Korean installed"

Instagram comment reading "Emotional slop"

Instagram caption over video reading "girls be like "I needed this" and it's literally our signature eggrolls with Vietnamese style rice paper"

Joe 9️⃣🕘@joekeller· May 9

Fuck I feel like total shit. I sat on the idea of a youtube channel called 'Funny Table' since 2019 at the latest. Now it's at 420k

funny table (funnytablemedia) youtube channel bio description reading: "An independent food publication and show celebrating diverse voices, faces & places"

Joe 9️⃣🕘@joekeller· May 7

Screenshot of my discord journal reading; "Dream; I was cleaning an old woman's back yard in 2004 and found a framed poster for a 1989 movie where Wynona Judd played an ascendant bar waitress turned country star called Sarah's Second Daughter Clary"

Joe 9️⃣🕘@joekeller· May 4

Mike Mitchell with his mouth agape

Joe 9️⃣🕘@joekeller· May 4

Google film amd TV credit image for something called Burger Quiz

Joe 9️⃣🕘@joekeller· Apr 29

Joe 9️⃣🕘@joekeller· Apr 24

youtube thumbnail of Craig Feldspar from Malcolm In The Middle with text beside him reading "GROSS..."

Joe 9️⃣🕘@joekeller· Apr 23

Yup. Click on a big fat old like..

youtube comment reading: "Just think if British artists had been treated with respect like Franco-Belgian artists. Beano, Dandy, and Baxendale would be as world famous as Asterix and Tintin."

Joe 9️⃣🕘@joekeller· Apr 19

Instagram comment: "Chucklehead loved this shit 😂"

Instagram comment: "Greetings from a US jazz musician. This is straight fire, gentlemen."

Joe 9️⃣🕘@joekeller· Apr 19

I accept

Facebook messenger notification reading: "Troll Punjabi invited you to their channel: Troll Punjabi"

Joe 9️⃣🕘@joekeller· Apr 12

Instagram comments screenshot of two comments, one reading "Arabian tutorial" the other "Armenian tutorial"

Joe 9️⃣🕘@joekeller· Apr 11

Things have got quite 'MAD' haven't they.. this is the pikmin/banjo kazooie nullifier. Say goodbye.

Joe 9️⃣🕘@joekeller· Apr 10

I will.

Turn blood into blood powder

Joe 9️⃣🕘@joekeller· Apr 8

Red Kevin Corrigan

kevin corrigan looking rather red..

Joe 9️⃣🕘@joekeller· Apr 8

The employee was seven dollars

youtube thumbnail of a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle with the text 'stolen' beside. The title reads "How a $7 Employee Broke the Bourbon Industry"

Joe 9️⃣🕘@joekeller· Apr 3

Absolutely. I was a raw nerve when I transformed into Michael.

"Jaafar Jackson Got Emotional Transforming into Michael ... "

Joe 9️⃣🕘@joekeller· Mar 31

YT Thumbnail/preview reading "Superman (1978) - catching a helicopter AND a baddie"

Joe 9️⃣🕘@joekeller· Mar 27

Joe 9️⃣🕘@joekeller· Mar 25