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Joel Cornah

@joelcornah

Author | Archivist | They/Them | Did 'The Miliverse' | Write books and D&D | “A great bloke" according to Ed Miliband Published by Wizards Tower Press

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Joel Cornah@joelcornah· 25d

Keir Starmer looking sad

Joel Cornah@joelcornah· 25d

Come on, Andy, put Ed Miliband in Number 11. If for no other reason than we will get the “RED ED REDEMPTION” headlines.

Red Ed Redemption

Joel Cornah@joelcornah· 25d

We go live now to Keir Starmer

Dennis from It’s always sunny in Philadelphia looking incredibly cross and seething.

Joel Cornah@joelcornah· 27d

How dare they compare the English to pirates! Pirate were WAY cooler! 🏴‍☠️

Tweet from Victoria Villarruel, translated from Spanish by Grok
"Tomorrow we play against the usurping pirates. This isn't just another match. I'm not going to be politically correct or cold-hearted; against the English it's always something more. It's the Malvians, it's Diego, it's Leo's last one, and it's putting the brakes on the invaders.
Go Argentina! Because until our last breath, we're going to claim what's ours!"

Joel Cornah@joelcornah· Jul 11

Okay, the WORST thing about the Count Binface stuff is all the horrible AI slop that is being pumped out about it.

Batman breaking a gun over his knee, saying, "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."

Joel Cornah@joelcornah· Jul 9

Text message reads “Wes is crying now, cheers.”

Joel Cornah@joelcornah· Jul 9

Jodie was being very brave when we had people over this weekend. She sat several feet away.

A large, fluffy, black cat with yellow eyes sitting in a leaf-strewn space under a bush. She looks slightly concerned.

Joel Cornah@joelcornah· Jul 8

Laurence Fox running may split the populist right wing vote and give Binface the election 😂

2026 Clacton By Election Wikipedia article
Displaying candidates
Nigel Farage (Reform UK), Count Binface (Count Binface Party) Lawrence Fox (Reclaim Party)

Joel Cornah@joelcornah· Jul 8

God he managed to make Rachel Reeves look cool how did he fuck up this badly?

Tweet from Rachel Reeves
“I will accept Nigel Farage's request to be appointed Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead.
It is a farce and a desperate distraction, and the people of Clacton deserve better.
But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him.”

Joel Cornah@joelcornah· Jul 8

Jeremy Corbyn tweet reading;
“Here we… here we…. Here we fucking go!!!”

Joel Cornah@joelcornah· Jul 5

The World Cup players get top surgery right there on the pitch

Two football players in an altercation.
Player in red shirt is pulling hard on the green shirt of the goal keeper, stretching the fabric so that it looks like he is pulling the guys tits right off.

Joel Cornah@joelcornah· Jul 5

Spotted a hedgehog in the garden today!

A small hedgehog crawling under a fence, snuffling its little snoot in the grass.

Joel Cornah@joelcornah· Jul 3

[Miliverse war flashbacks]

Tumblr post by ryebreadgf
“real yearners miss shit that never even happened”

Joel Cornah@joelcornah· Jul 1

My pitch for the next Chancellor and Home Secretary.

Ed Miliband and Basil Brush.

Joel Cornah@joelcornah· Jul 1

Joel Cornah@joelcornah· Jul 1

Buy my silence.
Permanently.
$8,000 per month
For $8,000 a month, I will stop

Joel Cornah@joelcornah· Jun 30

Anyways #dnd #dndmemes #dungeonsanddragons #asexual #acememes

Asexual flag background- silver, white, purple, black.
Text overlay reads
“The only double d’s I’m interested in are Dungeons & Dragons”

Joel Cornah@joelcornah· Jun 28

statue of a fox sitting on its haunches, painted in rainbow stripes.
Meme text reads;
Top: "IT FUCKEN"
Bottom: "WIMDY:

Joel Cornah@joelcornah· Jun 28

David Miliband cringes away from a shower of confetti

Joel Cornah@joelcornah· Jun 28

David and Ed spotting each other in the Commons

Joel Cornah@joelcornah· Jun 27

Me talking about the Labour Party

Joel Cornah@joelcornah· Jun 27

THE MATRIX font and background - green text on black background.
"MORE
LIKE
THE
GAYTRIX
AM I
RIGHT?"

Joel Cornah@joelcornah· Jun 25

Burnham announces Defence Strategy

Twitter post by Jack Tindale. "Andy Burnham has apparently announced a Greater Manchester Combined Authority Death Star"
Andy Burnham is standing next to a complex circle diagram that looks kind of sci-fi. Lots of yellow and red lines coming from a central circle. I think it's a railway system.

Joel Cornah@joelcornah· Jun 24

I dislike the word “moobs”. Be brave enough to say Andy Burnham has fatty milkers.

Daily Mail headline under a picture of Andy Burnham in a white shirt.
“The messiah has moobs! Our expert guide to avoid looking like Andy Burnham and what not to wear”

Joel Cornah@joelcornah· Jun 23

“We milked the pope and produced a full fat Catholic PM!”

Headline from an Independent opinion piece
“Is Britain ready for its first 'full-fat
Catholic' prime minister?
Andy Burnham - a devout former altar boy - should govern by the papal playbook, following the example set by his favourite pope, says Catherine Pepinster
Tuesday 23 June 2026 16:42 BST”

Joel Cornah@joelcornah· Jun 23

Image of peter Mandelson looking a bit miserable. Caption reads “no obvious blunders”

Joel Cornah@joelcornah· Jun 22

Fighting fire with fire

Andy Burnham giving a thumbs up on a flaming background.
Large, bold text to his left reads; "BURNHAM DOWN THE HOUSE"

Joel Cornah@joelcornah· Jun 22

Ed Miliband walking up Downing Street in front of the black, metal bars and grey brick wall. Caption reads "SOON"

Joel Cornah@joelcornah· Jun 22

We go live now to Downing Street...

Keir Starmer standing at a lectern outside of 10 Downing Street.
Caption reads; "It's the end, but the moment has been prepared for."

Joel Cornah@joelcornah· Jun 21

He's real!

Black and white woodblock art of a frowning frog by Matsumoto Hoji