No, fuck you.

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High five! ✋ But... Luddite?

Don't buy gov't weed, $25,000 fine. Burn a forest down? $25,000 fine

Amusingly, it's doubled the length of some Jesse Hawkin posts:

I feel seen.

Advertise you Bluesky account with a Simpsons image

Featuring Neil Peart as Inigo Montoya

May I present to you, No Name Beer.

We don't usually see each others headers. Here's mine. Quote post with yours (if you feel like it)

Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only

Happy to report that I avoided this absolute bullshit line

Someone, somewhere, still has this box of Bridge Mixture in a cupboard, behind spices that haven't seen the light of day since 1986

1. Wicked trick, kid 2. There's neighbourhoods near me that this exact behaviour would cause some people to call the police. "For fear of the child's safety"

Sup. I have this exact rug.

My forecast for the next 24 hours

Hahahahahaha this is everything I need to know:

Seriously, fuck right off. "We don't mind"?! A bunch of kids in the streets is dangerous?! YEARRRRGHH THIS ATTITUDE ABSOLUTELY INFURIATES ME

Are they describing Jason from Friday the 13th?

I'd like to talk about this look. It says Euro trash, but in a non-threatening way

I went to use it earlier for the "won't someone please think of the children" nugget and I was like, "what? Can't I just make a meme?!"

If your hair ends up looking like this, you may be Dutch.

Meanwhile, HRM drivers:

One of those 3 things is available! Just not in a Apple format! Lossless audio, a real-deal DAC with a 3.5mil audio jack, 64 GB on unit storage.