John Mendelssohn (you / your)
@johnmendelssohn
I am a two-time winner of the Pulitzer Prize for Sarcasm.I reside on the southwestern tip of London, where I compose songs, take long walks along the Thames, and write six essays every week for johnmendelssohn.substack.com, to which please subscribe.
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This is life-changingly hilarious. If you don't listen to it, and then subscribe, you are effectively condeming yourself to a life without laughter, without sunshine, without puppies and kittens and butterflies and aioli.
johnmendelssohn.substack.com/p/10-months-... I think of former Secretary Musk as less a cheesehead than a dickhead. Leave your own impressions in the space just to the right, and a couple of picas down.
An intimate peek into the life of a literary lyin’! johnmendelssohn.substack.com/p/bedraggled...
johnmendelssohn.substack.com/p/putty-in-h... If you don’t read and then restack this, well, there are just no words. No adjectives. No conjunctions. No words at all.
open.substack.com/pub/johnmend... A seasonal tale they’ll still be telling decades, if not centuries, hence!
Remember how much you loved my account of King Chuck III's coronation? Well, in the words of Hal David, there's always something there to remind you! open.substack.com/pub/johnmend...
Today’s little traipse down Memory Lane is so poignant you’re apt to remark, “Wow!” johnmendelssohn.substack.com/p/a-gun-show...
Today’s essay is absolute must reading for everyone who doesn’t intend to die young and gorgeous! johnmendelssohn.substack.com/p/oh-god-no-...
Today, we visit a little country in northeastern Europe called "Latvia", from which my paternal grandmother is thought to have emigrated! johnmendelssohn.substack.com/p/where-gran...
Read about my pedophilic past, if you "dare"! johnmendelssohn.substack.com/p/my-pedophi...
Please consider me. I sure fit the bill obscurity-wise. :-)
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