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John Merchant

@johnmerchantmix

Recovering music producer. Former professor who loved students more than schools. I have listened to “Stayin’ Alive” more than any other human on earth. You can trust me to engage respectfully. I ask the same in return

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John Merchant@johnmerchantmix· Jun 13

John Merchant@johnmerchantmix· May 16

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone.

John Merchant@johnmerchantmix· May 3

This sentence can be read as: bison from the city of Buffalo who are bullied by other bison from Buffalo, who in turn bully other Buffalo bison.

"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

John Merchant@johnmerchantmix· May 3

NGL, I was worried about where today’s Wordle was going..,

John Merchant@johnmerchantmix· Apr 4

Who’s hungry?

John Merchant@johnmerchantmix· Mar 15

Church sign that reads, “For all those who thirst, come”

John Merchant@johnmerchantmix· Feb 7

Foghorn Leghorn

John Merchant@johnmerchantmix· Feb 4

Bands are just not hot like this anymore.

John Merchant@johnmerchantmix· Feb 4

Nope.

John Merchant@johnmerchantmix· Jan 14

Bowie understands that you’ve had a tough few days and brought you his favorite toy for emotional support.

John Merchant@johnmerchantmix· Jan 2

You know what’s underrated? Letting people be. Letting them mispronounce a word, talk too much about a show they love, or get excited about something you don’t understand. You don’t have to get it, just be kind. Everyone has something that lights them up. Let them shine even if it’s not your thing.

John Merchant@johnmerchantmix· Dec 29

The 10 year old in me loves playing Plague Inc and naming the virus “YourMom”

Your Mom begins to spread.

Your Mom infects thousands.

Your Mom to destroy humanity.

Your Mom becoming scary.

John Merchant@johnmerchantmix· Dec 25

Bowie hopes you get all the treats you wished for.

John Merchant@johnmerchantmix· Dec 24

Merry Christmas!

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John Merchant@johnmerchantmix· Dec 22

The park is lovely, even in the rain.

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John Merchant@johnmerchantmix· Dec 8

Movie theatres forever.

John Merchant@johnmerchantmix· Dec 4

It makes me equally happy and sad every time I see Maurice's park on a map. #WishYouWereHere

Map of Miami Beach with a detail that shows Maurice Gibb Memorial Park. Maurice was my colleague and my friend, and I miss him an awful lot.

John Merchant@johnmerchantmix· Nov 30

Sign reading, “NOTICE:
PERSONS HAVING CURRENTLY ACTIVE DIARRHEA OR WHO HAVE HAD ACTIVE DIARRHEA WITHIN THE PREVIOUS 14 DAYS SHALL NOT BE ALLOWED TO ENTER THE POOL WATER.” Ew.

John Merchant@johnmerchantmix· Nov 27

Post your warning label.

Caution-this forklift has seen things.

John Merchant@johnmerchantmix· Nov 11

I made it to Good. I’m good with that.

John Merchant@johnmerchantmix· Oct 31

Scooby Doo taught us that the real monsters are humans.

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John Merchant@johnmerchantmix· Sep 17

The 10-year-old inside me is struggling to take today’s Spelling Bee puzzle seriously.

Word puzzle that includes the letters O I L C U N T

John Merchant@johnmerchantmix· Sep 8

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John Merchant@johnmerchantmix· Sep 4

It's distressingly easy to mis-read this message.

A cocktail napkin from Delta Airlines that has a note: "The world is better with you out in in." Because of the formatting, it's easy to misread this as "The world is better without you in it."