Johnny Cullen
@johnnycullen
On hiatus games writer (EG, VG247, OPM UK, more); Director/writer/producer, Building A Village (Out now - Link in pinned post). Resetera: JehutyRunner. He/him
I’m making no bones about who I am supporting tonight. …but also, in fairness, Cristian Romero is just asking to be sent off at this point (to the absolute shock and surprise of no-one).
It’s gonna be a long night. For my heart (in a few ways), my blood pressure and my hearing, having to put up with Sam Matterface and Lee Dixon. At least Ally McCoist is on third comms.
17 years ago today (to the exact weekday too), @patlike.bsky.social let this dummy write a story on his website. The rest they say is history. (Much has changed in the industry since and I don’t know if I belong in it anymore or even want to be in it anymore — but they were good, halcyon days ♥️)
You’re watching “When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong”. Switzerland equalise against world champions Argentina in a World Cup quarter final, making it 1-1. A few minutes later, they get reduced to ten men for the most stupidest dive you can think of. This has been “When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong”.
I don’t think any of us expected that. (Still, she was a horrific woman. I ain’t shedding tears)
Welp. Therapy was super difficult today. Got these for myself afterwards, as a little treat. Guess I really do have maggots for brains, huh? (tyvm I’m here all week be sure to tip your waiter)
I want it known that I bought this in spite of the repost, not because of it. But I want it placed on record that the reposted video is how I wish dialogue was in the game too.
You get one current selfie — as in one taken a little over ten minutes ago — as a treat (and because I feel good about myself as of late). (I have France in the World Cup sweepstakes I’m in so had to rep)
Lisandro Martinez Presents: Man Getting Hit By Football (2026, D. Hans Moleman)
2am. Cant sleep. What do? Gym. (With US-Bosnia game on in the background)
I’ve not posted selfies outside of Instagram in a while. So have some. I’m feeling a lot more confident in how I look and how I feel as of late thanks to a lot of work I’m putting in to myself both physically and mentally. So why not. Very rarely post these so enjoy them while you can.
Content creation is my passion! (Redacted names for privacy — but I wonder if the redactions add to it too XD)
UK: £70 for the standard edition, £90 for the ultimate edition. Maybe it’s the conversion or maybe I’m just absolutely knackered and need to fall back asleep, but that doesn’t seem as bad than I expected UK wise.
We knew it was going to be bad at Xbox. But incompetently this bad!?!?
This is just the list of games I wrote that I am interested in and even then, bar Control and Metal Gear, I’ve still yet to determine if there are other games I’m going to buy release day. And I only wrote that list to put down what I’m interested in before the tsunami of GTA VI.
Re last post: The underlying point of the video and this reply says it all. Shot. Chaser.
Let’s do this. Beginning with a game coming to Switch 1… Rhythm Heaven!
Direct confirmed to be a chunky 50 minutes, followed by a just over 90 minute Nintendo Treehouse stream. This oughta be good.