snow plows:

He replied and I’m a man of my word. So here you go 😘 (Toilet is clean btw I just have super hard water tyvm)

oh yeah it's national nude day so just scroll through my gallery, you're welcome.

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if this post gets one reply from @princepiplup.bsky.social i will commit to making another piss video sometime this week.

some of y'all are really judgmental and shitty about your fellow gays and it isn't cute.

#tummytuesday ft bush. Come take a sniff. 😏

Ugh now we’re under an air quality advisory, it’s so unfair that I should have to risk my health because I have to go outside to smoke!

there but by the grace of difluoromethane and pentafluoroethane go i

Me @ straight couples

The Main Superior, WI

Thinking about how annoying it is that when I paint my bathroom, my toilet is far enough away from the wall that you could obviously see if I just painted around it, but not far enough to be able to fit back there to paint without pulling the tank off 😒

Going to Taco Bell to see if they still have some of that diarrhea lettuce left, I could use a vacation.

Did you know that if you could you would but since you don’t you can’t do the would you do if the could the?

Balls so heavy they call me Came-lot

I’m unmarried, for those who observe

oh i can get IN on this one. what kind of a dumb bitch am i?

all of my characters in my nonexistent campaigns have been little gay sluts. they are the superior class to play as every time

thinking next week i will try to start a "what mcdonald's menu item am i" trend

i love fan subskeets!

y'all are whatever D&D class is objectively the sexiest.

god damnit 🤣

I dropped something and I’m gonna need you to pick it up for me…

They should probably just pick one of his escorts to do it then

One might say we are seeing the phrase “at scale” deployed… at scale

Can’t wait to get home in a little over an hour and post a thirst trap (probably)

Coworkers are talking about something. Me: “Did you just say men??” Coworker: “Yep, that got your attention didn’t it, John.” Me: “Yeah, it sure did…”

The only D&D I’m familiar with is Dudes & Dicks

“Verify your age” I was born on the late 20th century.