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megan targaryen back in team black@jon-snow-420· 17d

a clinic of pearl and cloud

Your YA fantasy series name is "A [last place you went] of [your birthstone] & [current weather condition]"

megan targaryen back in team black@jon-snow-420· 28d

the only other exit is to break a window and climb down the scaffolding. fucking christ

megan targaryen back in team black@jon-snow-420· Jun 11

i can confirm, aotearoa is this beautiful in real life www.reddit.com/r/newzealand...

full moon over nz landscape, taken from reddit post linked

megan targaryen back in team black@jon-snow-420· Jun 10

this shirt says advenfuck. i mean right?

shirt that says "let the adventure begin" but the swirly decorations make it look like advenfuck. at least to me

megan targaryen back in team black@jon-snow-420· Jun 9

i won't be in town that day but retweet and get involved if you can

Unite For Trans Rights rally, Saturday the 20th, 1pm, Upper Octagon
Politics
Kia ora all,

Yall are probably aware of the Gender Bullshit Bill(TM) the government has decided to force down our throats in recent weeks. This shockingly incompetent, exclusionary piece of legislation marks a major escalation in this government's assault on the rights of our transgender community, using the sinister and dishonest justification that they are protecting the rights of women (ala Posie Parker). Right now, this bill is in the select committee stage, giving the public a chance to let their voices be heard. That's where you come in!

As the title says, Saturday after next on the 20th, some folks (organized by local leaders in the queer community) are hosting a protest against this harmful legislation in the Octagon at 1pm that day. This is to be a local display of opposition to this law, and to encourage all attendees to make a select committee submission ASAP. If you are trans, queer, an ally, or are simply opposed to laws that infringe upon the rights of some while not making anyone else's life meaningfully better, please come along. Bring your joy, your defiance, your energy, plus your flags and your signs, and we'll show the government that they cannot legislate on who we are. We're here, we're queer, and we're going nowhere!

Cheers!

megan targaryen back in team black@jon-snow-420· May 26

this was the epitome of beauty in 1680 but when i wake up like this i'm "unkempt" and "upsetting everyone at the pharmacy"

megan targaryen back in team black@jon-snow-420· May 12

flora and rogi are covered in drugs and passed out together. living that dream

megan targaryen back in team black@jon-snow-420· May 11

flora normally hates everyone and everything but she became immediately attached to rogi. i get to cuddle him sometimes, when she's sleeping

megan targaryen back in team black@jon-snow-420· May 11

the beautiful @umbellule.bsky.social gave me a weighted therapy animal, please welcome Rogi Remillard the Fox

orange therapy fox and black problem cat lying together on bed

megan targaryen back in team black@jon-snow-420· May 4

happy ten years of richard dawkins seeing a homeless man with a sign that said I NEED A FAT BITCH

me replying to Richard dawkins with a pic of myself in a very revealing dress

megan targaryen back in team black@jon-snow-420· Apr 29

tobin bell let's talk

screenshot of my twitter. tweets read:

saw spiral was disappointing. what i'd do is make a movie about a post-jigsaw world where true apprentices are trying to hunt down heretic jigsaw acolytes, each believing they are the true heirs to john kramer's work. also i'd put a fun puppet in there but like. an alive one

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Dec 28, 2021

another one could be about those awful parents who kidnap their kids and send them to boot camp but instead of boot camp it's an underground saw trap service

im on the ither sight
@jon_snow_420

so then the real jigsaw apprentices get wind of the scared straight pretend saw camp and put the people who run it in a for real trap

megan targaryen back in team black@jon-snow-420· Apr 17

is it lesbian sex if she gives him an orgasm but no one gets pregnant

MAGA husband: Giving wife orgasms, not babies, is 'gay sex'

"I'm not going ro have gay sex," Lyke Moody says about sex that gives his wife an orgasm but not a pregnancy

megan targaryen back in team black@jon-snow-420· Apr 3

Dr Charlotta Lofqvist, S.J.
@jon_snow_420

god: i have made Mankind

angels: you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

18:54 . 28 Oct 15

megan targaryen back in team black@jon-snow-420· Mar 4

either these pants are a prank, or teens are super into serving gunt

megan targaryen back in team black@jon-snow-420· Feb 19

this is one of the top all time posts on r/funnytweets. no, the other one

tweet by @suzuya_96

Yeah pornhub I know there's a horny hoe in my area, I own a mirror

02 Dec 21

tweet from @jon_snow_420

google please stop showing me sex ads. i know there are desperate sluts in my area, i have a mirror

Jul 6 2019

megan targaryen back in team black@jon-snow-420· Feb 14

synth music, from the vip area (MY ROOM. A ROOM THAT IS MINE AND NOT IN YOUR HOUSE YOU BASTARD)

megan targaryen back in team black@jon-snow-420· Feb 9

we're neighbours

megan targaryen back in team black@jon-snow-420· Feb 9

my son

megan targaryen back in team black@jon-snow-420· Feb 9

i found this reddit comment that kind of perfectly explains what it's like to be a girlfriend. cw for rape etc and I'm not doing alt text because i'm tired damn i have a disability too okay

megan targaryen back in team black@jon-snow-420· Feb 5

my cat is also broke and stupid

megan targaryen back in team black@jon-snow-420· Jan 27

the paperclip test solved

The paperclip scenario - but updated: You have 30 minutes to hide a paperclip. If a world-class detective finds it within 1day, you die. Where are you putting it?
Money
Just a new tak on the paperclip detective scenario as it has popped up.so many times in my feed - I though the original one was needed a higher stake as you euther got money or didnt.

Changed scenario

You are given a standard paperclip andhave exactly 30 minutes to hide it.

After you have hidden it and returned to you home a world-class detective arrives and has 24 hours to find it. They have full legal authority to search, can use tools like metal detectors or X-ray scanners, and can dismantle furniture or cut into drywall if they have a strong suspicion. They cannot however hire additional manpower and must do everything themself.

The Rules: IIf the detective finds the clip, you are immediately executed. If they fail after, you are free and given $100,000,000 immediately without any hassle.

The Retrieval Clause: You must be able to retrieve the undamaged paperclip yourself within 5 minutes to show it was actually there. No "flushing it down the toilet" or "melting it into a bar of lead."

The Retrieval Clause: You must be able to retrieve the undamaged paperclip yourself within 5 minutes to show it was actually there. No "flushing it down the toilet" or "melting it into a bar of lead."

No Self-Harm: You cannot hide it inside your own body or the body of a pet in such a manner that the detective legally wouldnt be able to retrieve it.

The detective knows exactly what the paperclip looks like, They will not be fooled by decoys (like hiding it in a box of 1,000 other paperclips)—they will instantly know when they have found the righr clip by sight alone.

Would.you take the bet and what is your strategy?

REPLY:

I hide it in my pocket. While the detective searches I make them fall in love with me, then I hold the nail in one of my two balled up fists, indicating clearly where it is. We lock eyes. The detective has to overcome all their instincts and training in the name of our love. After 24 hours I give the detective my paperclip. I've twisted it into a wedding ring.

megan targaryen back in team black@jon-snow-420· Jan 26

megan targaryen back in team black@jon-snow-420· Jan 25

hideously artifacted big dog tshirt meme that says

I'm not like other pick me girls

IM FORTY

megan targaryen back in team black@jon-snow-420· Jan 22

the roman numerals had nothing to do with the plot. none of this did

Trent emerges from the spiral stairway. No longer wearing a shirt, his hairless pecs and six-pack abs glisten with perspiration. Spread across his torso is a giant tattoo of an angel with its wings unfurled. Directly above it, a series of Roman numerals.

megan targaryen back in team black@jon-snow-420· Jan 22

T-BREEZE

Staring out at the ocean, Trent narrows his eyes and wrinkles his brow in contemplation. For longtime fans, it’s a familiar expression, practiced over a number of years in front of a mirror, and swooned over by tens of thousands of underage girls.

megan targaryen back in team black@jon-snow-420· Jan 21

boomers writing millenials: he tattooed flannelly down the stairs

HandCam01.mp4 (8:59 a.m., Monday, October 27, 2025) A young man—mid-twenties and fit, blond hair, blue eyes, dressed in jeans and a flannel shirt with the sleeves rolled up—steps out of the van. His muscular forearms are covered in tattoos. A crucifix with FAITH printed below it in fancy script. A mermaid. The face of a lion. A series of Roman numerals and symbols. SpongeBob. “Close the door,” a woman’s voice says from behind the camera, “and walk to the front of the van. Everyone else, sit tight for a minute. This is T-Breeze’s shot.” The camera follows as the man closes the driver’s door and strides around the van. His head is tilted upward, his sunlit eyes squinting at something in the foreground. As the camera swings wide, a tall chain-link fence appears, str

megan targaryen back in team black@jon-snow-420· Dec 30

i can fix him

megan targaryen back in team black@jon-snow-420· Dec 24

ugh

megan targaryen back in team black@jon-snow-420· Dec 23

ivar used to be a stray cat we fed sometimes. now he has a home, but drops by now and then to maintain a foothold in the region. he's chilling on the porch with me