jon-sociologist

@jon-sociologist

Neurodiverse and proud of it (fair warning: I say a lot of shit some people find inappropriate) Naturalist Atheist (I believe in the universe as revealed by science) I value democracy, compassion, and inclusion

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jon-sociologist@jon-sociologist· 5h

jon-sociologist@jon-sociologist· 6d

MAGA: "It says right here in the constitution, that God says Obama is not allowed to turn me into a Mexican."

Text reads: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness." - The Declaration of Independence July 4, 1776

jon-sociologist@jon-sociologist· 17d

"Taylor Farms lettuce. Fast acting. Long lasting. It's the best laxative on the market." In a brilliant and audacious display of corporate rebranding, Taylor Farms has scored a coveted commercial endorsement from Trump's FDA.

jon-sociologist@jon-sociologist· 25d

RFK’s brain worm is probably a Goa'uld, and he has been sent to soften America up for invasion.

Advertising poster for Stargate SG1. Image shows a brown skinned man in stylized sci-fi retro-futuristic Egyptian pharaoh garb.

jon-sociologist@jon-sociologist· Jul 10

I have a theory on how he thinks he can tell so quickly.

Screenshot of Peter Griffin from family guy. A policeman holds up a chart of skin tones beside him with lighter skin tones labeled “okay” and darker skin tones labeled “not okay”.

jon-sociologist@jon-sociologist· Jul 2

Or do you mean Mitch McConnell? I don’t get it. Turtles aren’t vegetables.

Photo of turtle with Mitch McConnell’s face edited onto it.

jon-sociologist@jon-sociologist· Jul 2

Wait… are you saying that Trump is actually a carrot?

Photo of a carrot with a face carved onto it. The top is covered in yellow buttery mashed potatoes styled to look like Trump’s hair.

jon-sociologist@jon-sociologist· Jul 1

Could we call this a “wagon”?

jon-sociologist@jon-sociologist· Jun 24

Photo of Trump holding is hands wide in an almost hugging motion while puckering his lips and craning his neck forward. Caption reads: "Trump describing his dream about Putin having a giant ass".

jon-sociologist@jon-sociologist· Jun 10

That’s awesome!!! When the World hands you lemons make lemonade. These people have found a way to turn the problem of teen pregnancy into a solution for World hunger.😜

A picture of a baby wrapped up in a stuffed snuggly shaped like a sandwich bun with lettuce. Caption reads: Atheism Because babies are tasty.

jon-sociologist@jon-sociologist· May 27

"rump". Ha! I love the headline! 😆😆😆 1/2

Screenshot of the card for an article from Dagens on MSN. Image shows a rather tired looking Trump speaking at a podium. Title reads, "rump's latest threat to NATO could have serious consequences for every member country.

jon-sociologist@jon-sociologist· May 17

I mean...

Photo of figure skaters. A woman in a red Christmas themed figure skating dress has Dmitry Medvedev's face edited onto her. A man in a white traditional Slavic tunic and blue pants has Vladimir Putin's face edited onto him.

jon-sociologist@jon-sociologist· May 17

Corporate media may have hit a new low.

Photo of Trump walking away from the camera towards Marine 1. In the foreground on the right side two men are squatting down looking at his butt. One holds a recording boom and wears a headset; both are in business attire. Caption reads: "Wait... why are these guys sniffing and recording Trump's farts?"

jon-sociologist@jon-sociologist· May 8

Actually, Trump talked about "injecting" disinfectant NOT "drinking" it. That's worse. Apparently he also thought it would be a good idea to shove UV lights up people's asses or something. It was a very bizarre press conference.

Drawn picture of a caped superhero with a B on his chest and a smiling bleach bottle for a head, holding a giant syringe. Title reads, "BleachMan". Caption reads, "BleachMan says: Clean it with bleach".

jon-sociologist@jon-sociologist· May 6

I mean… That actually is a reasonably accurate size comparison between Florida and the Republic of China. But, I still think Winnie the Pooh is going to kick your ass for saying it.

Xi Jinping standing beside Winnie the Pooh.

jon-sociologist@jon-sociologist· Apr 29

Indeed she did:

Jimmy Kimmel holds up a green plank filled with orange mushroom sculptures of various sizes. Stormy Daniels points to a particularly short mushroom.

jon-sociologist@jon-sociologist· Apr 25

Just in case anyone doesn't think I mean that literally:

jon-sociologist@jon-sociologist· Apr 12

Has he checked his ass? That’s where he usually keeps it.

Photoshopped image of a man in a white dress shirt, light grey dress pants, with a dark grey tie hanging over his left shoulder The man is bent over grabbing his own legs at an impossible angle with his head fully inserted up his own butt.

jon-sociologist@jon-sociologist· Apr 1

She probably also wants Jesus to take the wheel. And, I'm just saying: If you can get drunk off of a dude's blood, you probably shouldn't let him take the wheel.

jon-sociologist@jon-sociologist· Mar 30

What if it's a political reply AND a shitpost?

A picture of a turd shaped and coloured to resemble Trump.

jon-sociologist@jon-sociologist· Mar 21

It’s surprising that that many people in China would be willing to say that their government isn’t perfect. Winnie the Pooh would not approve.

Screen capture of Winnie the Pooh’s face. He has one eyebrow raised, the same side of his mouth is also raised. It gives the impression that he is disapproving of or annoyed by something.

jon-sociologist@jon-sociologist· Mar 16

Odd to see a narcissist doing it to themself though.

jon-sociologist@jon-sociologist· Mar 7

Edited screen capture of Baby Yoda (Grogu) from The Mandalorian pulling the finger. Caution reads: The tolerant left? No, they’re down the hall. We’re the “fuck off and die you racist motherfuckers” left.

jon-sociologist@jon-sociologist· Mar 2

He looks like Sweetums from the Muppets, but somehow less scary. If he takes over, images of Sweetums will become illegal just like images of Winnie the Pooh are in China. lol

Image of Sweetums from the Muppet Show. A brown furry Muppet with prominent black eyebrows over yellow eyes and a bulbous orange nose. His lower lip looks like the side of a hot dog with two large sharp fangs pointing up from behind it.

jon-sociologist@jon-sociologist· Feb 24

I was joking. The idea of Boebert being rational was just too ridiculous. But, holy shit! I guess we do need to get checked.

jon-sociologist@jon-sociologist· Feb 23

Image of Amy from Futurama. Caption reads: Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.

jon-sociologist@jon-sociologist· Feb 22

I really hope this is not true. My grandfather served on convoy escort ships during World War 2. It would take one hell of a refit to make a Louisiana river boat seaworthy enough for the North Atlantic.

Black and white image of 3 sailors clearing a very large amount of ice and snow from the deck of a ship. Two sailors are using shovels, one is using a large mining pick.

jon-sociologist@jon-sociologist· Feb 22

Sooo... I have some questions about that.

A screenshot of the Dow Jones Industrial Average hourly readout showing that it is currently at 49,625.97 and hasn't gone above 49,700 today.

jon-sociologist@jon-sociologist· Feb 21

She does not.

jon-sociologist@jon-sociologist· Feb 19

Translation. Forlesia said: