Jon Atkins

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Jon Atkins@jonatkins· Jun 26

I just googled “cheese curds NYC”, and now I too am wondering what might make fried cheese curds biblically accurate.

Series of Reddit comments:

uptown_emmie • 8mo ago
At the Wallace has the most biblically accurate fried cheese curds I've had in the city (credentials: chubby midwesterner). Plus every bar on that block is perfect (Beer Run / Honeywell / Harlem
Public / At the Wallace).

Reply to uptown_emmie by OP:
• jaded_toast OP • 8mо ago
Biblically accurate? Picturing Midwestern bibles to be full of angels not covered in eyes but in fried cheese curds.

1 more reply

JJROSE3 • 8mo ago
Bar Snack on 2nd Ave between 5th and 6th
Streets has shockingly delicious fried cheese curds with a "pickle dusting" that tastes like Cool Ranch Doritos.

2 more replies

• mytimetomelt - 8mo ago
Fry Baby in bushwick has really good tried cheese curds. They get them from a farm in Wisconsin. They are a new spot inside alphaville
I’d

Jon Atkins@jonatkins· Jun 7

I got lucky and tied you.

Screenshot from website 82-0 showing a team of Jerry West, LeBron James, Kawhi Leonard, Blake Girffin, and Wilt Chamberlain going 81-1.

Jon Atkins@jonatkins· Apr 24

These other people don’t know about socks in toaster ovens.

Picture of a webpage titled “Historic Timeline of Toaster Oven” with a page search for socks showing no results.

Jon Atkins@jonatkins· Apr 20

Facebook today:

End of a Facebook post saying, “Trump has people wondering if he’s about to die with his latest social media post” with a picture of him with his eyes closed.

And then the start of a post by chess player Dina Belenkaya saying, “there is always hope 🙏”

Jon Atkins@jonatkins· Mar 22

Yeah, here’s a FB post I made then of quotes of our then President repeated downplaying it from January 22 to March 6 and then on March 9, “this totally blindsided the world.” So, fair to say, part of the complacency came from our leadership. So thankful we have a new leader now.

Jon Atkins
March 13, 2020

January 22: "We have it totally under control. It's one person coming in from China. It's going to be just fine."

February 2: "We pretty much shut it down coming in from China."

February 24: "The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA., Stock Market starting to look very good to me!"

February 25: "CDC and my Administration are dong a GREAT job of handling Coronavirus."

February 25: "I think that's a problem that's going to go away... They have studied it. They know very much. In fact, we're very close to a vaccine."

February 26: "The 15 (cases in the US) within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero."

February 26: "We're going very substantially down, not up."

February 27: "One day it's like a miracle, it will disappear."

February 28: "We're ordering a lot of supplies. We're ordering a lot of, uh, elements that frankly we wouldn't be ordering unless it was something like this. But we're ordering a lot of different elements of medical."

Jon Atkins@jonatkins· Feb 9

Same. We’re neighbors.

Picture with a green dot for nearly every Bluesky user with small red circles for @maryangelaperna and @jonatkins that largely overlap.

Jon Atkins@jonatkins· Feb 9

Naw, you two are close:

Picture with green dots for all Bluesky users and small red circles for @wrenisprinkle and @ywfyf which largely overlap.

Jon Atkins@jonatkins· Feb 6

In the Reddit comments. (Link here: www.reddit.com/r/confession... )

Reddit comment by NanotechNinja:

I wonder if water hardness has any meaningful effect on cooking time?

Reply by alittlebitstevie:

I wonder if OP drinking his own urine every morning has any meaningful effect on cooking time? Well probably not, but anyways: https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/1qf300v/ive_been_tasting_my_own_urine_every_morning_for_4/

Jon Atkins@jonatkins· Feb 5

Update:

Chart of silver futures (with 4 hour bars), showing silver going, this year, from just over 70 to 121.785 (early on January 29) to 76.32 now (late on February 4).

Jon Atkins@jonatkins· Jan 19

At the top of the picture, it says “VOTING REPUBLICAN”.

Under it to the left is a blue collar white man under the words: “I vote Republican to keep foreigners, Minorities, Women, Socialists, Gays, and Liberals from ruining my life.

And to the left of that is an older white man in a suit and tie and holding a bag of money, underneath the words, “I vote Republican to keep this moron from realizing I’m the only one ruining his life.”

Jon Atkins@jonatkins· Jan 14

A pair of tweets by Lee J. Carter (twitter handle carterforva ) that jointly read;

Every time police kill an innocent person, there's a parade of people trying to prove that he or she wasn't innocent.

And every time, I don't care. Police shouldn't kill guilty people either.

"But he resisted arrest!"

Don't care, shouldn't die for it.

"But he had a warrant!"

Don't care, shouldn't die for it.

"But he could've been on drugs!"

Don't care, shouldn't die for it.

Jon Atkins@jonatkins· Dec 26

Here’s a video:

Jon Atkins@jonatkins· Nov 15

Picture of Trump fondling Bill Clinton with the words “The Answer” on Trump and “In the Wind” on Clinton.

Jon Atkins@jonatkins· Nov 15

I got these via @fritzstew.bsky.social

Picture of Trump with text: “I’m gonna drain The Swamp!”

Below that, the words: “The Swamp:”

And below that a picture of Bill Clinton waving.

The words “Raise your fist if you’ve blown Bill Clinton:” above a picture of Trump with blood on the right side of his face and right fist in the air as security pulls him away.”

Picture of Bill Clinton and Donald Trump, both in suits and tie, jointly holding a book with the words “A Chili dog” on Clinton and “John Mellencamp” on Trump.

Jon Atkins@jonatkins· Nov 10

Google search for “has tim kaine been castrated”

• Al Overview

There is no credible information or public record to suggest that Senator Tim Kaine has been castrated.

Public records and news reports indicate that Kaine has been open about his health, particularly his ongoing experience with long COVID symptoms since his infection in March 2020, which include mild neurological issues like nerve tingling and difficulty sleeping.

Jon Atkins@jonatkins· Oct 29

Jon Atkins@jonatkins· Jun 26

Picture of Mary Engelbreit’s book cover or poster LIFE IS JUST A CHAIR OF BOWLIES which includes a picture of a girl holding a basket of cherries in one hand and stacking dozens of bowls onto a colorful chair.

Jon Atkins@jonatkins· Jun 2

In case anyone else also wants to see the text:

Subpart B-Requirements for Specific Standardized Frozen Desserts

§ 135.110 Ice cream and frozen custard.

(a) Description.

(1) Ice cream is a food produced by freezing, while stirring, a pasteurized mix consisting of one or more of the optional dairy ingredients specified in paragraph (b) of this section, and may contain one or more of the optional caseinates specified in paragraph (c) of this section subject to the conditions hereinafter set forth, one or more of the optional hydrolyzed milk proteins as provided for in paragraph (d) of this section subject to the conditions hereinafter set forth, and other safe and suitable nonmilk-derived ingredients; and excluding other food fats, except such as are natural components of flavoring ingredients used or are added in incidental amounts to accomplish specific functions.
Ice cream is sweetened with safe and suitable sweeteners and may be characterized by the addition of flavoring ingredients.

(2) Ice cream contains not less than 1.6 pounds of total solids to the gallon, and weighs not less than 4.5 pounds to the gallon. Ice cream contains not less than 10 percent milkfat, nor less than 10 percent nonfat milk solids, except that when it contains milkfat at 1 percent increments above the 10 percent minimum, it may contain the following milkfat-to-nonfat milk solids levels:

Jon Atkins@jonatkins· Apr 22

Label “Fuck” with a picture of a couch.

Label “Marry” with a picture of Usha Vance.

Label “Kill” with a picture of Pope Francis and what looks like a sliver of JD Vance

Jon Atkins@jonatkins· Apr 16

From here: headbutler.com/reviews/surv...

TRUMP IS VISITED BY THREE GHOSTS

Early in the night, FDR appears.

Trump asks him how can he make America great again.

FDR replies, "Think only of the people; do not make laws based on hatred, bigotry, or with thoughts of lining your own pockets."

Trump's face sours, and he yells, "FAKE NEWS!"

A few hours later he is awakened by George Washington's ghost.

Trump asks, "How can I make America great again?" Washington replies, "I would suggest you never tell a lie."

This infuriates Trump even more.

Around three in the morning, he is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.

Again, he asks, "How can I make America great again?"

Lincoln responds, "Go to the theater."

Jon Atkins@jonatkins· Mar 20

Facebook post by Matt Milunic with text reading, “If Tesla dealerships would just rake their lots there wouldn't be so many fires.”

Jon Atkins@jonatkins· Mar 1

Good job, Google.

A picture from Google search’s AI overview stating that “America the Beautiful”, and not “The Star Spangled Banner”, is the US national anthem.

Jon Atkins@jonatkins· Feb 14

Here it is. For anyone coming along, this is fabricated and not real.

REPORTER: So just to be clear--you think values don't matter in war?
HEGSETH: Look, values are great, but you can't exactly fight off the left with values.
REPORTER: Tell that to the French Resistance, who fought Nazis with nothing but belief before they had weapons. Or to Poland, where underground fighters kept their nation alive despite being occupied by the world's biggest armies.
HEGSETH: I'm just saying, when it comes down to it, strength wins, not ideals.
REPORTER: Then explain how the U.S. lost in Vi-etnam, why the Soviets collapsed after Afghani-stan, or how Afghanistan itself fought off three empires. Firepower alone doesn't mean victory-ask Russia, stuck in Ukraine despite superior weapons.
HEGSETH: Well, military power still matters more than words.
REPORTER: And yet, words--values--are why people choose to fight in the first place. Ukraine didn't stand because of weapons; they stood because they refused to be ruled.
HEGSETH: So you're saying values win wars?
REPORTER: I'm saying values make armies fight harder, longer, and with more purpose--without them, all the firepower in the world means nothing. Just ask the British Empire, the Sovi-ets, or, soon enough, Putin.
NATO Press Conference Exchange, Feb 13, 2025.

(Some red lines added because it’s not real.)

Jon Atkins@jonatkins· Jan 3

Thank you, Jeremy! I baked it but had a friend shape and decorate — she did a great job of capturing our dog.

Black lab mix with white patches, laying down but head forward at attention above our stairs. The dog cake in my pod looks like her except the frosting is dark brown instead of black.

Jon Atkins@jonatkins· Nov 7

WTF? www.cato.org/blog/trump-r...

Subheading: Trump Released Serious Criminals to Detain and Deport Asylum Seekers

Highlighted quote: Not only were more criminals entering the country, but Trump was releasing many of them into the United States while filling detention facilities with asylum seekers. In 2019, Trump's ICE released more than twice the number of
individuals convicted of crimes compared to any year during Biden's presidency.

Jon Atkins@jonatkins· Nov 6

Just saw a guy I met once post this to FB. Just delusional stuff. Not sure how Dems were supposed to reach a person like this. He’s married to an immigrant (Western European) and lives in NYC.

Why is it so hard to not understand why Democrats lost.
Terrible economy / inflation / energy issues.
Higher taxes / KH horrible policy on taxation (she didn't even know what she was talking about)
Crime up tremendously (stats were proven to be lies)
Woke agenda against women and children.
15M illegals entering and being supported by YOUR taxes to the tune of well over 500B.
15M illegals unvetted with many criminals.
Supporting a war we don't want to be in.
Allowing Jews to be discriminated against in college campuses and DOING NOTHING about it.
Taking both sides of a war and supporting both sides financially.
Government spending out of control.
Paying health care and housing for illegals.
Trying to imprison your political opposition.
Saying Biden was totally healthy until 3 months before election-lies.
I'm sure the list is much larger. Who would actually vote for this? Like seriously.
I never voted for Trump before but this was about as no brainer as anything l've ever done.

Jon Atkins@jonatkins· Nov 5

3 times. 5 minutes each. Each time because it was falling fast and they wanted to limit panic in it. This isn’t nefarious in either direction, just how the market works now to limit panics.

Picture showing 6 stock halts this afternoon for Limit Up Limit Down reason. Each halt is for 5 minutes. 3 of the 6 listed are in DJT.

Jon Atkins@jonatkins· Nov 5

A tweet from @t_sadiity saying:

United States gender reveal tomorrow, I hope it’s a girl 🩷🤣

Jon Atkins@jonatkins· Nov 5

Musk doesn’t have such a tweet up but Howling Rabbit News does. Possible Musk had it up and then deleted but more likely someone photoshopped the top of a Musk tweet onto this. The bottom too — little odd their tweet doesn’t show AM or PM on it - maybe the have 24 hour time on their phone,

Tweet from Howling Rabbit News with handle @thehowlingbunny

There sure is a lot of chatter about me being a foreign-born person having an outsized influence on US politics, so allow me to remind everyone of the United States overstepping its bounds by helping to end apartheid in my home country.
Maybe we call it even?

With time stamp 6:07 am on 11/3/24 and 84 views.

Jon Atkins@jonatkins· Oct 30

I think “gob” is specific to the Pittsburgh which I wouldn’t call East coast, but it’s still a Whoopie pie.