No one is panicking which is maybe really bad?

The real DC anniversary of importance today.

It’s my birthday, spurs. You know what to do COYS

What they really mean is they found a way to use a fraction less material per filter and help margins

Good to have company this morning

I’d buy it if it were spelled “flavourtown”

This is safe

It challenges me to live in a world where a kid would have no idea what these were instantly

Happy Mardi Gras

Post breakfast coma

Even worse

Impressive work by a water leak to uplift pavement for 40 feet

No lie detected. Bears are mid 7-3

Where is the drink umbrella factory and how do I get a tour of it?

Um okay

Gary sends his best to you all.

Corporate American journalism is basically cooked.

COYS!

I’ll raise you a potato named Gary

Thank you, Sonny. #COYS

Let’s get it started on 30 days of music. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bsr_...

Hey @darthbluesky.bsky.social this is Effie, who is crossing the bridge Tuesday, so she enjoying the cronchiest potatoes I could cook up. Everyone deserves a good potato

What a cluster.

Doing a public speech is literally the opposite of an Irish goodbye but whatever

Appreciate the neighbor’s work to create a skating rink for my commute

This even reads like the dissenting view is it’s the driver’s fault. I’d laugh if I didn’t want to cry

Come on you spurs! #coys

Well thank god there’s an extensive canned meat section 🙄