Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)
@joshcrowley
I write stories and make music and videos and digital paintings and iOS apps and whatever You may know me from Former CEO of BabyCorp
I made a website a few years ago that'd show you whether or not COVID would've wiped out your entire city if the deaths were geographically concentrated there, and if so, what other cities would also be gone to make up the difference. joshcrowley.com/howmanycities/
“You know, and the one guy is like ‘this is an ex-fish! It has ceased to be!’ And the other guy keeps trying to say the fish is alive but pining for the fjords.”
Continuing to paint sad-looking Muppets. I actually fucking love digital painting the more I do it, and I think I’m getting better and learning more with each one. No clue in hell why anyone would just go “hey slop machine, paint me Elmo in the darkness.”
Get ready for the Christmas Carol Expanded Universe!! We've got 9 films slated for 2026-27: Ebenezer: A Christmas Carol Tiny Tim: First Steps Ghosts: The Dark Past Chasing Belle Christmas Never to Come Fezziwig: Origins Tiny Tim Forever Cratchit: Age of Ultron Marley and Me
I had no idea Procreate had this feature. Anyway I guess this is how I made my digital painting of Oscar.
The Electoral College is a huge problem in U.S. politics and everything, but it also doesn't help that the best Democrats apparently have to offer these days are played-out genocide advocates and Republican Lite dorks whose selling point seems to be that they hate homeless people
Some progress. Maybe it’s done? I’m still kinda new to digital painting. Hoping to one day get a more realistic look to these but I think I’m close on the lip.
Working on this horrifying painting of a very haunted Grover, titled "I Was Always the Monster at the End of This Book". Not sure if it's done yet. Digital in Procreate. Why anyone would offload this kind of thing to an AI is beyond me.
You're SO CLOSE to the answer, which is that the Democratic primary for President is an extremely flawed and bad system for picking a candidate. Considering this donation map from the 2020 primary, which candidate do you think would've had the broadest support in a general nationwide election?
“If you’re a Democrat but don’t think we should do anything about climate change and believe a woman’s place is in the kitchen, I’m talking to you!”
lol oh god, I just looked up Spitting Image Trump and it's pretty delightful, but no, not that, it's like… this crude brown claymation face and I feel like it was part of some sequence where they made the crude face and it sang or talked and then it animated into something else
Ah shit, if I ever become a director (which was my aspiration when I was younger and something I'd still like to do eventually) I hope this doesn't get confusing…
lmao I'll just leave this here then: Around 90,000,000 eligible voters don't vote, and that's in the Presidential elections. It's way higher for midterms and other elections. You can motivate them to show up by giving them a reason to beyond "we're less bad!"
Okay, it's impossible to overstate how incredibly dangerous this is. Google's AI is fabricating things from whole cloth, reasoning backwards from the question it's been given, and it INCLUDES REFERENCES to support its response, but the references have nothing to do with the answers it imagines!
If you showed me a photo of any of these men in a more modern grey ill-fitting suit and you were like "this is Donald Trump's son-in-law and he's Secretary of the Interior" or whatever I would be like "yeah that tracks". Like, I'm pretty sure the guy in the green hat actually IS Pete Hegseth
The entire Trump administration looks like those old rogues' galleries from Dick Tracy comics.
This in particular is something I don't see discussed often enough, as people get banned over hostile sentiments toward people who could probably at this point order drone strikes on U.S. soil and get away with it
"Everyone stopped protesting" lmao Also, wow, huge surprise that college students haven't been protesting as much considering that the Biden and Democrats in power aggressively targeted them for protesting against Israel's genocide… huge mystery. What could've caused fewer protests??
lol had this left open on my laptop and refreshed the page and imagine how bad your thoughts have to be that the single word "fart" in response to what you said gets way more likes
I'm expecting this to be a two-word article that just says "Rape culture." Like… it's not hard to figure out, in the same country where dudes can commit sexual assault and still keep their high-profile careers most of the time and where the President is a pedophile who skirts all consequences.